Summary: Filk of the song "Lulu's Back in Town". (Also known as: Yes, I really am this crazy...) J/C.
Disclaimer: If I owned them would I be sad enough to do this? :) And no, the song's not mine either.
A/N: At this late date I have no idea what possessed me to do this, but I've been singing this version of the song for years (and no longer remember most of the original words!).
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Kathryn's Back In Town
by Bil!
Gotta get my old uniform pressed,
Gotta pin a commbadge on my chest,
'Cause tonight I've gotta look my best,
Kathryn's back in town.
Gotta get a coffee cup somewhere,
Gotta shine my boots and slick my hair,
Gotta make myself look Starfleet fair,
Kathryn's back in town.
You can tell my Marquis,
They've been grand company
But Chakotay's sorry,
And he won't be around.
You can tell the Cardies not to call,
I'm not coming home until the fall,
And I might not get back home at all,
Kathryn's back in town.