Calvin and Hobbs vs. Spiderman
Now thsi isn't going to be quite as demented as my first one.
Well, maybe it is, but im not telling you of all people. This is the same setting and plot. Mills Lanes reffs and it is a wrestling match, but you have to destroy the oponenet. ans so are story begins...

"In the red corner, Calvin and Hobbs, And in the blue corner Spider man! you all know the rules, now lets get it on," instructs mills lane. Ding, Ding, Ding.

"Hey spiderman, come and fight me with your bare hands wussy," Calvin taunted.

"Maybe i will, Maybe i will," Spider man answered

"Stop talking you don't have a mouth," Hobbs Corrected

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMM," spiderman yelled and started attacking Calvin.

At this Hobbs asked an old lady in the stands for some thread and a needle. She glady gave it to him. With the Thread and needle Hobbs jumped into the action. Not before to long it all stopped. Clavin and Hobbs Resting from all the fighting. while spider man lay dead with his nose stiched up. It looked like he sufficated.

Now Chucky (the evil doll) was sitting in the stands rooting for spiderman. He was In an aoutrage when calvin and hobbs won. He jumped down into the ring and ate hobby. then he beat calvin into a bloody pulp. Chucky was declared the winner

None of these charecters are real so none of this could have happened. Which prove that hobbs, which in the comic is a stuffed animal could not be eaten by chucky because he is a comic. However Chuckys just animation, Which proves im right.