Your name is John Egbert and you are a sophmore at Shitty highschool. You are currently at home backing your backpack for your first day of school. You eat some pancakes your father has made for you and you grab all your belongings and run to school.

When you get to the bus stop, you see three boys looking at you. One of them kinda looks like you, but has green eyes and green tips at the end of his hair. Another boy is wearing... anime shades? then there's the last boy, he's wearing normal shades, his old blonde hair looks so soft. You hear the bus and wait for the three boys to get on. When you walk on, you see evyone staring at you,you sigh and try to find a seat. You are suddenly tripped by one of the boys at you bus stop andnthe other one takes a picture of... your ass. you stand up and glared at them.

"hey egbert" a familiar voice said. you look at the person, its your good friend karkat vantas. you plop down next to him.

"well, i guess i'm gonna get my ass kicked at the end of the day" you say to karkat.

"don't be such a fucking downer you asshole" karkat said "i'll make sure your ass is fine when you get home"

"thanks buddy" you say with a smile. You get to school and to our locker, then grabour stuff for biology and leave

A/N: sorry its so short, but i'll try my best to write a lot for the next chapter