I do not own resident evil. Capcom does!
Why can't we all just get along?
"I think we should go this way." George said.
"Oh yeah? Why the fuck should I listen to you fuckhead!? I'm a part of the R.P.D Dipshit. You should listen to me"! A very Anxious Kevin replied.
"Look you idiots! We don't have time to fight over stupid shit! We need to survive!' Alyssa said.
"Hmph. Like I'm going to listen to some washed up reporter!" Jim said.
"Washed up! Jim I've got bigger balls than you and I'm a girl!"
"Yeah… I wouldn't have said that. I mean if you're a chick telling dudes you got bigger balls than them? That just seems weird." David said.
"Ah…you know what I mean!"
"Yeah, you got a dick right? Kevin said.
"Uh… Guys? Cindy and Yoko said quietly.
"Kevin, go fuck yourself!" Alyssa replied.
"Look soldiers, we need a route and we need one fast!" Mark said.
"Listen old timer, I don't listen to anyone over 50 and under 25! Yes that means you too Yoko." David replied.
"Hey fuck you David!" Yoko shot back.
"Umm… guys? Cindy said quietly. Again.
"This is fucking stupid! We should have stayed at J's Bar. I could use a drink!" George said.
"What the fuck! You just told us to go that way Dumb ass!" Alyssa said.
"Look Bitch, shut the fuck up! It isn't my fault you've been having a dry streak!"
"Leave my vagina out of this!"
"No, you got a dick remember!" Kevin said as he laughed.
"Fuck you!!"
"God Damn it, Guys!!!! Cindy shouted at the top of her lungs.
"What the fuck!!! What the hell to you want!?" Everyone questioned.
"We're fucking surrounded!"
"Huh! Aw shit!" Jim said.
"Aw Damn!!!" David said.
"Oh shit. We dead!" Mark said.
"Damn it Wesker!" Kevin said.
"Who?" Everyone asked.
The moral of the story… Don't play Resident evil Outbreak With stupid A.I's. They suck!! Especially alyssa, She always leaves you. If you're about to die and you ask her for help, she'll run past you!
Thanks for reading!