The Hat and the Sword
"Pssst," said Riptide, "Hat, they are gone."
"Finally!" said Hat, "Those two should get a room!"
"You mean like us," laughed Riptide.
"Hahahahah!" giggled Hat, "You are so funny, Riptide."
"I guess I got it from Percy," said Riptide.
"Guess what I got from Annie," said Hat, "Her stupid intelligence."
"I don't get it," said Riptide.
"Sighhhhhh," sighed Hat, "Not only do you have Percy's humor, you have his idiocy."
"Hey!" yelled Riptide.
"It's true," shrugged Hat.
"Hat, I have to tell you something," said Riptide.
"What is it, Riptide?" asked Hat with concern.
"It's hard to say," said Riptide.
"It's OK. You can tell me." said Hat.
"Okay," said Riptide slowly, "I'm breaking up with you, Hat."
"WHAT!" screamed Hat, "WHYYYYYYY?"
"I'm in love with someone else," said Riptide sadly.
"With who?" sobbed Hat.
"With me!" said Annabeth's Knife who was behind the couple.
"Riptide," said Hat, "WHYYYYY!"
"Hat, I can't admire you on Annabeth's head," said Riptide, "You will always turn invisible. Knife will never turn invisible."
Hat began to sob. Knife jumped on Riptide and began to rub on his handle.
"Can't believe I forgot my knife," said Annabeth who was walking to the Athena cabin.
"Yeah and I can't believe I forgot Riptide," said Percy.
"Doesn't it always come back to your pocket?" asked Annabeth.
"Yeah," said Percy slowly, "That's so strange."
Annabeth opened the door to the Athena cabin. The couple heard some voices inside.
"Ohhhh, Knife, you are such a bad girl."
"Riptide, whyyyyyy? *sobbing*"
"I love you so much, Knife."
"What the Hades," both Annabeth and Percy said. They quickly ran into the cabin.
"TRAVIS AND CONNOR!" yelled Annabeth, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"
Travis was holding Riptide while Connor was holding Annabeth's knife. Both weapons were on top of each other. The twins quickly dropped the weapons and ran out of the Athena cabin.
Percy and Annabeth reclaimed their weapons and walked out of the cabin.
"I do not want to know what they did in there," said Annabeth.
Both of them didn't notice Annabeth's hat lying in front of the doorway.
A/N: If you want to watch a good movie, watch Inception.