Story Title: Vampire Diaries Kings Cup
Rating: T (for language)
Disclaimer: I don't own the Vampire Diaries. I did not invent Kings Cup.
Summary: Mrs. Lockwood is out of town so Tyler decides to throw a kegger at the Lockwood mansion and everyone's invited! Well, almost everyone... They decide to play a game of Kings Cup to get drunk faster. But with the truth spell Bonnie put on the cards will things get out of hand? Or just hilarious?
A/N: I'm not entirely sure how doing this popped into my head. Boredom I suppose, and the fact that some how no one else had done it yet. There are many different versions of Kings Cup. The version in this fic is the one I play with my friends. I tried a different style of writing this time. It looks easier but its actually really tedious to put the name of the person speaking in bold before every piece of dialog... Who knew? Enjoy!
At the Kegger
Damon: Man kid's parties are so lame!
Stefan: Then why are you here Damon?
Damon: Because I wasn't invited…
Stefan: Right…
Damon: Oh look! Here comes our girlfriend!
Stefan: Shut up Damon!
Elena, Caroline and Bonnie come over to them and they're all already drunk.
Elena: *yells and spills drink* Stefan! Oh my god! You're here! I love you! *falls into him*
Stefan: Elena are you alright? You seem a little drunk. Maybe I should get you home.
Damon: 'Oh no! I have to get you home, Elena! Being drunk is dangerous!'
Stefan: *shoots Damon a glare*
Caroline: Of course she's drunk, silly! It's a party! Eww! What's he doing here? *glares at Damon*
Damon: Awww! I love you too, honey!
Caroline: *rolls eyes*
Bonnie: God Stefan! Lighten up!
Damon: Yeah Stefan! Lighten up!
Bonnie: Shut up Damon!
Elena: Stefan! You need to get drunk with me!
Stefan: I don't know if that's such a good idea…
Damon: *rolls eyes*
Elena: *gives him puppy dog eyes* Prease?
Stefan: Okay! Okay! *Drowns his cup of beer and raises it*
Caroline: Whoo!
Elena: Boooo! That was lame!
Damon: That was kind of pathetic, baby bro...
Stefan: *glares at Damon*
Elena: Don't worry Stefan! Me and the girls have an even better idea!
Damon: Oh Do tell!
Bonnie: Shut up Damon! Why are you even here? You're like 30!
Damon: I am not 30!
Caroline: Yeah you're way older!
Damon: So's Stefan!
Bonnie: No one cares Damon!
Elena: HEY! I'm trying to tell you our idea!
Stefan: And what might that be, my love?
Elena: We're gunna play Kings Cup!
Stefan: What's that?
Damon: I think its some sort of drinking game. The sorority girls I 'party' with are always trying to get me to play it…
Caroline: Because it's only the best drinking game Ever!
Damon: Oh is it now?
Caroline: *angry drunk face* Yes! It is!
Damon: Well then why not… Come on Stefan don't be a party pooper!
Elena: Yeah, Stefan!
Stefan: Well, okay I guess. If it will make you happy Elena. Lets do it.
Elena: Yay! Come on we're gunna go in Tyler's dads old study to play! *Starts dragging Stefan along with the group* Its going to be totally great! Bonnie even put a special spell on the cards to make it even better!
Stefan: A spell?
Bonnie: Yeah I put a truth spell on them!
Damon: Whoa! Pump the breaks! A what?
Bonnie: A truth spell. Why? Does are you too scared to play now Damon?
Damon: I'm not scared, I just don't feel like being forced to tell my enemies the truth…
Bonnie: Oh so we're enemies now?
Damon: Well we're not friends…
Bonnie: Look the spell will only apply to the game so you don't have to worry about us discovering any of your diabolical plans, okay?
Damon: What diabolical plans?
Bonnie: Whatever Damon! Are you in or are you chicken?
Damon: Oh I'm in!
Bonnie: Good! Then go get some more beer for us to play with!
They all arrive at Tyler's Dad's Study. Damon picked up one of the tubs full of beer on the way.
Elena: *Opens door* Whoo!
Matt and Jeremy are sitting in the study drinking with Tyler.
Tyler: Hey you guys can't be in here!
Elena: Oh my god! Jeremy! I'm drunk!
Jeremy: I can see that…
Tyler: Did you hear me? You guys can't be in here.
Caroline: *runs over and grabs Tyler's arm* Oh come on Tyler! Its just going to be the eight of us. And were just going to play a quick drinking game.
Tyler: What game?
Elena: KINGS CUP! Its gunna be awesome!
Caroline: Yeah Tyler, come on please?
Tyler: Okay, I like Kings Cup.
Caroline: Yay! Matt? Jeremy?
Matt: Yeah, okay…
Jeremy: Sure.
Caroline: Yay!
Bonnie: Okay everybody sit down in a circle! I'm gunna explain the rules!
Everybody starts to sit down in a circle. Matt and Tyler sit next to each other. Caroline sits next to Tyler. Jeremy sits next to Bonnie. Damon sits next to Elena so Stefan gets up and moves to sit between them. Bonnie's on Elena's other side so Damon sits himself in between Jeremy and Matt.
Bonnie: Are we done playing Musical Chairs now? Okay! Good! Here are the rules!:
We all take turns in a circle picking cards from the deck. And you have to do what your card is.
2 is you. If you pick a 2 you point to someone and say 'you' and they have to drink!
3 is me. If you get a 3 that means you have to drink!
4 is whores. When someone draws a 4 all the girls have to drink!
Tyler: Wait! No 4 is floor! Everybody had to touch the floor and the last person to do it has to drink!
Bonnie: My cards, my rules, Tyler!
Tyler: Fine.
Bonnie: Like a said, 4 is whores!
5 is hand jive. When you get a five you have to make a hand motion and the person next to you has to copy it and add on another one and you keep going until someone messes up. The person who messes up has to drink.
6 is Dicks. That means all the boys drink.
7 is Heaven. So everybody drinks.
8 is Mate. That means you pick a drinking mate. And every time for the rest of the game they have to drink whenever you do! No exceptions! And you can have more than one Mate.
Damon: Kinky!
Bonnie: Shut up Damon!
9 is Rhyme. You have to say a word and we go around the circle rhyming other words with it and you keep going until some one messes up or repeats themselves. That person has to take a drink.
10 is I Have Never. Does everyone know how that game works?
Stefan: No. What's that?
Caroline: Everyone puts up ten fingers and the person who drew the card starts by saying something they've never done. If you've done it you have to take a drink and put down a finger. And it keeps going around the circle until someone has no more fingers. That person has to finish they're whole drink.
Damon: Sounds intense.
Caroline: Do you get it now Stefan?
Stefan: Yeah I understand.
Bonnie: Thanks Caroline. So 10 is I Have Never.
Jack is Rule. That means the person who draws a Jack gets to make up a rule for the rest of the game.
Damon: A rule?
Elena: Yes Damon! A rule! Like you can never let your drink out of your hand. If you do and you get caught you have to finish the whole thing. It can be any rule you want. Understand? Hurry up Bonnie I want to start playing!
Bonnie: I'm almost done! Jack is Rule!
Queen is Questions. If you pull a Queen you have to ask the person next to you a question. But they can't answer it. Instead they have to ask the person next to them another question. If you mess up and answer a question you have to drink.
King is Cup. So when you pull a King you have to pour your whole drink into the cup in the middle and get another drink. The person who draws the last King has to drink the whole cup.
Jeremy: Wait we don't have a cup! We need a Kings Cup.
Tyler: Here we can use my Mom's gardening Trophy. *takes it off a shelf and places it in the middle*
Matt: That's a big cup…
Bonnie: Its called the Kings Cup for a reason. Thank you Tyler. Last but not least is Ace.
Ace is Waterfall. So everyone has to start drinking and you can't stop until the person next to you stops, starting with the person who drew the card. Okay?
So,
2 is You
3 is Me
4 is Whores
5 is Hand jive
6 is Dicks
7 is Heaven
8 is Mate
9 is Rhyme
10 is I have Never
Jack is Rule
Queen is Questions
King is Cup
Ace is Waterfall
Everyone got it? Okay lets Play!
Elena: Finally!
Bonnie: I'll go first! *Draws a Queen and turns to Jeremy* Do you wanna make out?
Jeremy: *blushes* Umm.. I… well… Yeah!
Elena: Jeremy! Your not suppose to answer the question! Now you have to drink!
Jeremy: What? That's not fair! I didn't realize we were playing!
Bonnie: Come on, don't be a sore loser Jer!
Jeremy: Fine. *takes drink* My turn! *Draws a 10* Alright, everybody put up 10 fingers! I have never… Seen Elena drunk before!
Caroline: That was pointless Jeremy. No one's ever seen Elena drunk before…
Elena: Hey!
Damon: Well its true… I have never… God! What haven't I done? Um, I've never cried during sex…
Stefan: *puts down finger and takes a drink*
Tyler: Dude! What the fuck? Why would you admit that?
Stefan: I didn't have a choice…
Tyler: What?
Caroline: Matt go!
Matt: Oh! Um, I have never… Made out with someone else's mother! *glares at Tyler*
Tyler: Sorry dude… *puts down finger and takes a drink*
Damon: *chuckles, puts down finger and takes a drink*
Stefan: *blushes, puts down finger and takes a drink*
Elena: Stefan!
Stefan: It was before I met you Elena…
Damon: You know you could've just played the 'Katherine's technically a mom' card…
Stefan: Damnit!
Damon: Two fingers down already, Baby bro! And I thought for sure I'd be the one to lose this game…
Bonnie: Shut up Damon! Tyler go!
Tyler: I have never had my period.
All the girls put down a finger and take a drink
Bonnie: That was a cheap shot Tyler!
Tyler: Just trying to speed things up…
Caroline: two can play that game! I have never gotten hit in the balls.
All the guys put down a finger and take a drink.
Stefan: I have never deserted the war.
Damon: *glares at Stefan puts down finger and takes a drink* Well this is one war you might want to consider deserting…
Matt: Dude I didn't know you were AWOL! Not cool!
Damon: Mind your own business Matt!
Elena: Okay its my go! Don't worry Stefan I've got your back! *glares at Damon* I have never slept with an entire sorority house.
Damon: *smirks, puts down finger and takes a drink*
Stefan: *puts down finger takes a drink and hangs head*
Elena: Stefan!
Stefan: It was before I met you Elena!
Caroline: You guys are gross!
Tyler: You guys are my HEROS!
Bonnie: Moving on! I have never robbed a hospital. *smirks at Damon*
Damon: *shoots Bonnie a nasty smile, puts down a finger and takes a drink*
Matt: What? You robbed a hospital? And you're AWOL? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Damon: Like I said Matt, mind your own fucking business!
Jeremy: Okay! I have never used mascara.
Elena: Cheap shot Jeremy!
Jeremy: Hey! I'm trying to win!
All girls put down finger and take a drink. Damon and Stefan put down a finger and take a drink too...
Tyler: What the fuck? I take back that hero thing!
Damon: Hey, it was the 80's… I don't know what Stefan's excuse is though…
Stefan: I hate you!
Damon: Hey, you dug this hole yourself, baby bro. I have never purchased a Kenny G CD…
Stefan: *puts down finger and takes a drink*
Tyler: *makes disgusted face*
Stefan: What? He's GOOD!
Elena: I still love you baby!
Matt: I don't know if I'm drunk enough yet for all these admissions. We need to speed things up! I have never kept a secret from Matt.
Everyone but Matt takes a drink and puts down a finger.
Tyler: I agree with Matt, we need to get this weird as sharing circle over with and get drunk! I have never lived in Mystic Falls.
Caroline: You can't do that Tyler! It's a lie!
Tyler: Well I just did. Now drink.
Everyone puts down a finger and takes a drink.
Matt: Stefan only has two fingers left! Take him down!
Caroline: Alright, I have never taught someone how to kill innocent fluffy bunnies.
Tyler: What?
Stefan: *puts down finger and takes a drink*
Matt: Wait you do WHAT?
Stefan: *ignores Matt* I will not go down without a fight! I have never purposely tried to ruin my brothers life!
Damon: What do you call this?
Stefan: This is a game Damon! I said 'Life'!
Damon: Alright, fine… *puts down finger and takes a drink*
Elena: It's all over now Damon. I've never cheated on Elena Gilbert!
Damon: What?
Matt: *puts down finger and takes a drink*
Elena: I don't know! I'm drunk! I was trying to think of something Stefan would never do!
Damon: Who'd you cheat on Elena with Matt?
Matt: Mind your own damn business Damon!
Bonnie: Well I've never threatened to kill someone over a piece of jewelry!
Caroline: Bonnie! This means war!*puts down finger and takes a drink*
Bonnie: Its not like you're going to lose Caroline! Damon's out!
Stefan: Yes! Thank you Bonnie!
Damon: Yeah, yeah, yeah… *puts down final finger and downs whole drink* Toss me another beer! Its my turn! *draws a 7* Heaven. Lame…
Everyone drinks
Matt: Okay, my turn… *draws a Jack* So that's Rule right?
Damon: What! Great… That should have been my card! What are you gunna make us do Matt? Play 'Patty Cake' every time we put our drink down?
Matt: No! My rule is every time you take a drink, you have to take off an item of clothing!
Bonnie: Matt!
Damon: Good one! I've underestimated you!
Tyler: My turn! *draws a 5* Hand jive! *claps hands twice*
Caroline: *claps hands three times*
Stefan: *claps hands three times and pats his lap twice*
Elena: *claps hands three times, pats lap twice, and points thumbs over shoulders*
Bonnie: *claps hands three times, pats lap twice, points thumbs over shoulders and points middle fingers at Damon*
Jeremy: *claps hands three times, pats lap twice, points thumbs over shoulders, points middle fingers at Damon and gives Bonnie a double thumbs up*
Damon: *claps hands three times, pats lap twice, points thumbs over shoulders, points middle fingers at Stefan, gives double thumbs up to Matt, and grabs his cock at Bonnie*
Matt: *claps hands three times, pats lap twice, points thumbs over shoulders, points middle fingers at Stefan, gives Damon double thumbs up, grabs his cock at Elena, and makes the 'bring it' motion at Stefan with his fingers*
Tyler: *claps hands three times, pats lap twice, points thumbs over shoulders, points middle fingers at room in general, gives Bonnie a double thumbs up, grabs his cock at Damon, makes the bring it motion at Damon with his fingers, then looks confused at what he just did and shrugs his shoulders*
Damon: *makes confused face at Tyler and raises his eyebrows*
Caroline: *claps hands twice, and pats lap three times*
Bonnie: Caroline you're suppose to clap three times and pat your lap twice!
Caroline: Oops!
Jeremy: How'd you manage to miss your own motion?
Caroline: *pouts* I don't know!
Tyler: Aha! You fucked up! Take a drink and take your top off.
Caroline: Fuck you Tyler! Just for that I'm only taking off my shoe! *takes drink and takes off shoe*
Tyler: Lame!
Caroline: Shut up! Its my turn! *draws a10*
Matt: Aw Fuck! Not this again!
I originally planned to do this as a one shot, but they're only 6 cards in and its already kind of long. Plus I'm too tired to finish writing it right now. So I'm breaking it up into chapters.
FUN FACT: I'm actually just drawing from a deck of cards as I write this.
Hope you guys are enjoying reading it! PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT! THE HITS COUNTER IS NOT WORKING SO OTHERWISE I MAY THINK NO ONES READING IT AND STOP!