Hona, after da apokalypse was shattered aftr gearing his son pssing away so he was curled on a public bnch in apark and was crying 2 himself.
"sniff snjff fuck dose kids my son died bcs of them" honda siad in sobby voice
"honda..." a voice came
"who" say honda
"honda... take dis gun, shoot yourself, get a person"
"WHAT. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GET PURSEOWNER YOU STUPID HEARTLSS FUCKITY SHITHEAD MEAT MASHER"
"Honda u fool im asking u to shoot yourself so that u can get somethomg bettr dan demons, ...persna" said the voice and a gun came in front of him
"ok" honda shot himself and lie as he die realising the voice lied
"why you... lie... im now lieing on floor..." honda asked
but the response never happen
then after everything started to look black for honda, he fell down from somewhere
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
and he landed on a floor in hell
"omg im alive" siad hodna
"no you dead and make another dead" said a red buff jojoman whos a oni
"i what" then honda realised he landed and squashed the poltergeist spirit.
"wtf i do now?"
"idk dude yama gonna burn you" said oni
honda smirk
"but thats impossable bc i was friend with yama killer, pazuzu's owner"
"yea i know but yama is now in hell and keisuke was a shitty character so yama lost to a shit demon like.pazuzu so nobody likes keisuke and you shouldn't too" replied oni
"hmm ok so wat do i do now?"
"look honda... your portrait has no legs" oni
"!!! shit u rite, faggot yashuda cant even draw legs as well as tits" angry honda makes face, "hmmmmm but i can have legs... aghh i just wanna see my wife"
"ok honda look u turn into your mini kung fu man sprite and ill throw you over the wall" oni suggets
"good idea and den ill transform into portrait agen" honda liked onis idea
"ok so" oni grabbed mini kung fu honda civic and threw him across the wall now hes on the other side of the wall
"ok cool but can i run in portrait? btw thanks oni chan"
"NO PROBLEM WEEABOO" siad ono
"ok then" honda moved ... and surprise je WAS SPOTTED BY THE SEXY ANGEL DEMONS
The time has come for.hknda to decide his sexuality
"fuck them or fuck mu wife... urghhhh
fuck this ill fuck them and ask fb dot com "fellas is it gay to fuck sexy demons?"" and honda went on to fick the sexy demons but one of them, who was lucy, fuvked him instead by shoving down megidoladynes his throat deeper than a forum mod's cock
damn" said honda as he got blown away from there and land on his wifes place
"WHOA ITS MY WAIF-- wtf" he saw his wife... SUCKING YAMA'S DICK AND HIS SON WAS LYING ON THE FLOOR CRYING BUT ITS ILLUSIONED AS LAUGHING BY ALOCE
Honda. Usurped. A. BERSERKER RAGE AND HE WASN'T EVEN SCARED OF YAMA. IT SEEMS YAMA IS A SHIT DEMON ANYWAY
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" One karate chop and yama was sliced like sliced bread
honda smirked, "fuck u whore. my son suffered for u." and he burnt the thot to ashes
he picked up his son and wipe his tears and smork
"now is time to rise and exact rvenge.." and thus honda became the king of hell and went on a raid against Kazuya
TO BE CONTENIUDE