Once upon a time I saw
These guys with flapping lips
And movement so different from
Those funny `Loony Tune' clips
I asked just why they moved so weird,
Just why they were this way
Someone smacked me in offence and said,
"You idiot, it's anime!"
So I began to watch this stuff,
I was greatly in awe
It seemed in this Anime everything
Followed a common law
Everything explodes, my friend,
From trucks to men to beasts
And everything speaks the same way,
And the series don't seem to cease
Most things in anime attack so violently,
Most things are made of steel
Very rarely in anime,
Are things portrayed as real
In anime the fights are harsh,
And frequent, I should say
Not one episode can pass by,
Without a bloody spray
Anime has an obsession
With small, furry monster things
And over half, by my mark,
Have spikes or cannons or wings
And hair in anime is odd,
It makes a characterization
It shows the person's mood or feelings,
It often changes with mutations
Hair, as well, seems invincible,
Rarely falling off
And a bald anime hero,
Causes anime buffs to scoff
I watch with great perplexity,
This Japanese animation
Its dubs alone are not enough;
I need a culture translation!
But swept away, indeed I was,
By a single, stupid show
Pokemon has mired me,
The anime craze will not let go!
I draw it now, aye, watch it too,
And forever will it stand
It spread into my cerebrum,
Just like Viruses in Digi-land!
Like Mew2 on his Island perch,
They watch us sit and drool
Like the Negaverse, it conquers us,
At home, at work, at school
We'll never escape this binding trap,
Until the craze dies out
But while I still watch anime,
Pronounce it right, you great lout!
(I'd like to note, before I go,
An amazing little fact-y
As far as ff.net goes,
Anime has the majority!)
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