The BSC Encounters Harry Potter
"Hullo. I be Kristy the leader of the BSC. I be here for the annual BSC field trip. I be the leader of this retarded group," said Kristy, stupidly. As she talked, she picked her nose. It was very disturbing to watch.
"Come right in," said Peeves evilly. He knew that letting Muggles in would cause confusion.
"Get down with your bad self," said Stacy. She was trying to be cool, but it wasn't working.
"Um, okay," said Peeves. This girl weirded him out.
"I want to meet Harry Potter, I want to meet Harry Potter!" screamed Mallory. She had brought all of her Harry Potter stuff for him to sign.
"Right this way Miss," said Peeves. He loved to cause mayhem and destruction, even if it would get him in trouble. Peeves lead them up to Gryffindor tower. He floated into the common room.
"Harry Potter, come with me," he said in an oily voice.
"Why?" Harry asked.
"Because you are wanted by Professor Snape," lied Peeves quickly. Harry cursed.
"What does that idiot want with me," asked Harry. He walked out of the common room. As soon as he got out of the portrait hole a mob of babysitters attacked him.
"Harry Potter!" they all screamed except for Stacy, who screamed, "Get down with your bad self!"
"Oh no," said Harry. He thought, "Peeves must be behind this!"
"Oh girls," he said, "Let's go visit Professor Dumbledore."
"Oh, I want to see the cute birdy," said Dawn.
"First sign all my stuff," said Mallory. After signing all 50 bazillion of Mallory's Harry Potter stuff, they started down the corridor. They stopped in front of a stone gargoyle.
"Chocolate Frog," said Harry and the gargoyle sprang to life.
"I want a chocolate frog!" screamed Claudia, who loved all kinds of candy.
"Later," Harry said.
"Get down with your bad self," said Stacy, stupidly. They entered Dumbledore's office.
"Why hello Harry. Who are your friends?" asked Dumbledore.
"These aren't my friends!" yelled Harry; "They are Muggles. Peeves let them in."
"Peeves!" yelled Dumbledore. Peeves came zooming through the wall.
"Yes Professor Head?" he said saluting him and trying to look innocent, but it was against his nature.
"Why did you let these retarded Muggles into this castle?" asked Dumbledore angrily.
"I was just doing them a favor. They really wanted to meet Harry Potter," he said imploringly. The BSC did puppy faces at Dumbledore. They didn't know that puppy faces didn't work on him.
"Get down with your bad self," said Stacy. The BSC started to do the macarena.
"Stop it. You're scaring me," said Peeves, "Make them disappear!" whined Peeves. At that moment, Voldemort came into the room.
"Get down with your bad self," screamed the BSC. Voldemort joined the BSC in the macarena.
"I want to become a baby-sitter too," whined Voldemort. The BSC had a conference.
"We agree that you can become a member of the BSC cause you be really cute," said Kristy shyly.
"Thank you, Thank you!" yelled Voldemort, "When can I start?"
"Now!" they screamed. They linked arms a walked out the door.
"Whew, they're gone," said Peeves.
"Not so fast!" cackled the evil writer said, "There's going to be a sequel!"
"Noooooooooooooooo!"
Disclaimer: Every thing in this story belongs to J. K. Rowling. The BSC belongs to Ann M. Martin. Please don't sue me.