Bring Your Taco to Johnny's Restaurant

Note: Johnny is my original character. Don't blame me. Blame Johnny Taco.

Another Note: Johnny's Restaurant here is one of my restaurants I did for him.

Rating: PG-13 for profanity that's been censored.

Sonic the Hedgehog is about to eat a chili dog when Amy Rose arrives.

Amy Rose: Sonic, where's Johnny? Is today Bring Your Taco to Johnny's Restaurant Day?

Sonic the Hedgehog: {sighs} Nobody remembers that day, Amy.

Amy: Sonic, you promised.

Sonic stands there, shocked. Then at Johnny's Restaurant, Johnny and Sonic walk in. Knuckles, Tails, and Sticks are all there eating tacos and burritos.

Sonic: Wait right here, Johnny!

Johnny: Okay, Sonic.

Johnny's taco drops.

Johnny: My only taco!

Sonic grumbles.

Tails, Knuckles, and Sticks all eat tacos next, while Sonic eats a chili dog.

Johnny, as hungry as he can be, wanted a taco, so Sonic gave him one. Jon Arbuckle walks to Johnny's restaurant to see.

Jon Arbuckle: Hey, who is this employee?

Sonic: Oh, Jon. It's Bring Your Taco to Johnny's Restaurant Day, and I'm with Johnny. And uh...Amy Rose, my girlfriend, told me that I'd get a taco too, but oh, let's be honest, she was right! You know she's right. It's just in his own restaurant. Oh boy...I'm probably gonna get kicked out of his restaurant for this, but (bleep) it. I love eating tacos.

Jon Arbuckle: Believe me, my cat loves tacos too.

Then Jon grabs Garfield by the neck.

Jon Arbuckle: You hear that, Garfield? Sonic here never eats tacos, because chili dogs are his favorite.

Suddenly, he realized that he choked Garfield, his own cat.

Garfield falls off.

Jon Arbuckle: I'm so sorry you had to see that. {to Johnny} Are you having fun being an employee at your restaurant?

Johnny shrugs.

Jon Arbuckle: Hee hee, I know it's rough.

{We cut to Johnny in his car, with Diesel. Sonic and Amy are there, with Knuckles}

Diesel: Hope you all had fun in Johnny's Restaurant.

Sonic: Uh, I didn't really have fun, that's all I can say.

Tails: Yes, you did, Sonic.

Diesel: Well, sorry. Let's just go.

{Diesel drives away with Johnny Taco by his side}

Amy: Sonic, you're not even trying!

Sonic starts to get angry and snaps.

Sonic: Amy, there are like 435 chili dogs that I've eaten! I don't eat any tacos! I only eat chili dogs every time I want to, you (bleep)! Is that because I got a mother-(bleep)-ing chili dog problem? HUH?

{Amy Rose walks away crying}

Sonic: Wait, Amy! Come back!

{Now only Knuckles stands there}

Knuckles: Gee, I couldn't eat too much tacos and get fat like this (bleep)-y hedgehog right there.

One Last Note: Diesel Thomas Breadman is also one of my original characters.

Hope you enjoyed. Also, no (bleep)-ing flaming or burning me to pieces, please, boss.

This is Darius, saying goodbye for now.