George Had a Circumcision, by Dickfart
George was walking down the street one afternoon when his doctor Travis stopped him on the way to school.
"Have you been circumcised, young man?" asked doctor Travis, a canon Arthur character.
"Umm, yes?" said George. Travis pulled out his gun and shot George dead.
"Then I have no use for you," said Travis, picking up the dead child's puppet, peeling the finish off its wooden wing wang.