Well hello again!! This is just a little humour fic, dedicated to Amanda Dragon for always bringing a smile to my face! It's only going to be 2 or 3 chapters at the moment, but if there's a popular interest I might make it longer!

Oh and if anywords come up in italics, that's thoughts. And bold is just to make it stand out. Right, let's go!

Disclaimer- I don't own Legend of Zelda, Link, Navi, The Great Deku Tree, Saria, Mido or Peter Pan. lol!

"Why The?"

"Go and find the boy with no fairy", ordered The Great Deku Tree.

"Gee", muttered Navi, flying off. "I still can't believe I'm taking orders from a big talking tree for goodness sake! I knew I should of taken that Peter Pan gig...."

And so Navi flew off into the forest to find the boy with no fairy which the big talking tree had told it to do. Was Navi a girl? Or was Navi a boy? Even Navi did not know... but we're losing the whole point of this tale, even if it does have a point? Ah, forget this bit! Navi found the boy with no fairy's house and flew into the window. Unfortunately for it.... he was asleep.

"He's asleep?!?", Navi flew round in frustrated circles. "Look at what these people are making me work with! Ack, might as well try and wake him up". Navi flew to the young boy's head and landed on his shoulder, next to his right pointed ear. "WAKE UP!", it screamed.

"........................"

Navi sighed and tried again. "GET OUT OF BED!!"

"......................"

"He is impossible", it muttered, then brightened up as a brilliant plan pinged in its head. "Mwhaha, this will definitely work. OH NO! ALL THE MAGIC DAISIES HAVE BEEN STOLEN!"

The boy shot up instantly, in a sleepy panic. "Not the magic daisies!! What monster would steal them?" He darted his head round the room to see who had screamed, when he came upon Navi. "Woah! It's a lighty thingy!!"

"AHEM!", coughed Navi. "I am not a lighty thingy, I'm a fairy, sent by that stupid talking.. I mean The Great Deku Tree. I understand that you haven't got a fairy?"

"Oooh! A fairy! I always thought fairies were a bit bigger.. or are you just small?"

"No! All fairies are this size! Don't you see everybody else's?"

"But all the fairies I know, where green and are as big as me. Their owners look like you..."

"No, you idiot! Those 'owners' as you call them are the fairies!"

"Oh....", the boy replied nodding. "I don't get you"

"Ahhh!", screamed Navi, pulling on its hair.. if it had hair. "Just follow me to The Great Deku Tree. What's your name?"

"Link", he then grabbed hold of Navi. "I shall name you... LIGHTY!!"

"NO!", struggled Navi. "My name is Navi.. N..A..V..I, Do you understand?"

"Navi? Oh alright then. Who gave you that stupid name?"

"Just follow me, alright?"

"Where are we going?", asked Link, leaving the cabin part and climbing down the ladder.

"To see The Great Deku Tree", Navi stubbornly replied, flying down.

"Why The?", asked Link stopping on the 6th rung down.

"Why the what?"

"Why does the tree get a 'The' and all I get is 'Link'?"

"I don't know", Navi replied without a thought.

"Well I want to be known as 'The Link'", Link proclaimed. Letting go of the ladder to perform a pose... but we all know what happens when you let go of a ladder when climbing down it.... THUMP.

"Link, are you alright?", Navi asked, not really caring either way.

Link looked at her blankly, from his position on the ground; before muttering, "That's not my name".

"Come on, we mustn't keep The Great Deku Tree waiting", Navi started to fly away, before noticing Link was still laying on the ground. "Get up!"

"You didn't call me my name. I don't know a 'Link'"

Navi sighed. Why me? "Follow me..... The Link".

"Okay!", he instantly jumped to his feet and smiled brightly. "Right, let's go".

Navi flew after Link.......

"AHEM"

I mean Navi flew after The Link.... but The Link was following Navi... this went on for a few hours.

"Aren't we there yet?", whined Link.. The Link. "I'm getting sleepy".

"I don't know.. I'm following you!"

"But I'm following you! You said 'follow me!'"

"Eh? Did I? Oh well... you can just find where The Great Deku Tree is yourself. I'll just follow mindlessly and every few minutes cry 'Follow me', in a high pitched voice just to make your journey more annoying", and with that Navi flew round his head.

"Thanks!"

So.. The Link, set out to find The Great Deku Tree, when he bumped into one of his woodland friends... Saria.

"Hey Link! Oh! You've got a fairy! Congratulations!", cried the green hair girl. The Link stood there with his mouth shut close. "What's the matter, Link?"

"That's not my name", he replied firmly.

"What the.. Link?"

"That's better"

"Huh?", asked Saria, absolutely befuddled.

"My name, you said it right. It's The Link", he replied.

"Alright.. whatever you say".

"Ignore him", whispered Navi flying about her head. "He had a nasty fall this morning".

"Oh, I see. Well I'll see you later... Link. I mean, The Link".

"Bye Saria!", and with that The Link and Navi continued their journey.

to be continued....

How did you like it? Oh, I've always wanted to do a fic which contained 'The' in the title!!! YAY! Please review! No flames though, flames are hot and they burn.... and it hurts!

til next time, bye!