Bans worst day
chapter one
Ban has the worst day of his life as one thing after another happens
disclaimer: i don't own any thing least of all get backers
This had not been ban's best day. In fact as he stared at the roof of miss ladybug he had to admit it had been one of his worst.
It had started as any normal day did with a mild concussion thanks to the low ceiling of the Minne. The ensuing stream of profanities has woken up giniji who had reacted with a reaction common among startled electric eel, he had electrocuted ban.
That had defiantly put a dampener on his day.
After ban had recovered from his mild electrocution and ginji's misguided attentions he had dragged himself across the street to the honky tonk to recover over a mug of coffee. But as he walked in the door he ran into Shido coming the other way. The beast master had two of his ravens perched on his shoulders. When he ran into shido they were dislodged and started to flap around his face and shoulders. With a whistle shido brought the birds under control and strolled out. As he left ban could have sworn that he heard a faint chuckle. He quickly dismissed the idea, did monkey boy even have a sense of humor.
It was only after he reached for his packet of cigarettes that he found that shido did have a sense of humor that was second only to akabane's. he had stolen ban's cigarettes.
Five minutes later.
Paul glanced up from his paper and looked out the window. 'It was' he reflected as he returned to his paper trying to block out the noise of slowly bending metal. 'Time the council got around to replacing the light pole outside the honky tonk. Even before ban had gone into nicotine withdrawal it had leaned on a precarious angle now it resembled the u bend in a pipe'. Suddenly the noise stopped and he glanced up from his paper to see ban talking heaven.
AN: there that wasn't too bad was it ... it was? oh well i'll just go cry in a corner. Any was please review, flames will be dealt with publicly in the next chapter.