Chapter One-Always Look On The Bright Side of Life.
We find our hero, Monty Potter, age 11, trapped in the house of his evil relatives. He is amused by his amazing ability to randomly burst into song…and takes advantage of the empty house one day to practice a song he wrote…
Cheer up, Monty! You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're alone and in the dumps,
Don't angst, avoid Dud's thumps!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...
...always look on the bright side of life!
(whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to dream and scheme to get out of here,
When you're feeling all alone,
Don't think you're an unknown,
Just remember that you'll be famous soon!
And... always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
There must be something better for you out there!
Forget about this 'home', the Dursely's should beware-
Cause soon you're gonna leave this world for good!
So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a lonely place,
With a whale in your face.
You lost your parents as a kid,
Never had a true friend
But keep your spirits high and
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!
And always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)