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Lelouch Lamperouge danced into the living room and fell on a piano. The piano got broken apart and crashed on the ground. Lelouch said "I wish that objects could be careful so I don't have to take responsibility for my own problems."

C. C. asked "Why was there a piano in the living room?"

Lelouch said "I borrowed it from Suzaku. I better wrap up the broken remains of the piano so I can return it to him."

C. C. replied "Suzaku's going to be ticked off at you."

Lelouch started grabbing the broken remains of the piano while saying "Well Suzaku needs to subscribe to chill pills. I have plenty of time to bag up the remains of the piano since there's nothing important happening soon."

C. C. replied "My birthday's in a few days."

Lelouch said "I forgot about that day. Was the last birthday party I hosted for you good?"

C. C. replied "You've never celebrated my birthday before. Everytime it's my birthday you're busy on a mission or you're getting in trouble for accidentally breaking something."

Lelouch said "Some people have actually called me the opposite of the prince of carefulness. This time I promise to celebrate your birthday."

C. C. responded "You promised to celebrate my birthday last year, but you ended up spending the day accidentally destroying a farm and blaming it on Suzaku."

Lelouch said "Well I'm going to give you a birthday party this time. It's going to be big, dangerous, eccentric, and weird."

C. C. responded "It doesn't need to be such a big event Lelouch. Just spending a nice day with you and eating a maximum amount of pizza is all I need."

Lelouch patted C. C. on the head while saying "I'm the prince of birthday parties so your next birthday is going to be a gigantic event."

A few hours later Lelouch (dressed as Zero) met up with the Black Knights. Zero said "We have a very important situation to deal with: C. C.'s birthday party. We need to make it as big and loopy as possible."

Kaname Ohgi asked "What do you need us to do Zero?"

Zero said "Find ripped up party decorations, fancy napkins, cake that has mild flavor, and presents that will make her scream."

Ohgi replied "I hate to question your choices Zero, but those sound like really random things that she probably wouldn't like."

Zero said "You barely know me yet you accurately predicated that I say things before thinking. Most of our conversations involve me saying random sentences that I came up with suddenly. Get stuff that she would actually like."

Ohgi replied "I'll try to do that Zero."

The Black Knights started shopping for C. C. while Zero read a comic book. Diethard Ried walked up to Zero and said "I have questions for you Zero."

Zero replied "Darnit." Zero sighed and asked "What do you want to ask me?"

Diethard asked "So is C. C. your girlfriend now?"

Zero answered "It's not your business news boy."

Diethard replied "But finding out secrets about you and broadcasting them to the world is my main goal in life."

Zero said "I wish you had a less bothersome hobby."

Diethard asked "How do you and her stay in touch? Is she at the top of your speed dial?"

Zero said "It's easy to stay in touch with her since she's my roommate."

Diethard replied "I guess a magical person like her would struggle to live alone. Also this means that I'm at the top of your speed dial."

Zero said "You're at the top, because you call so often and annoy me with nosy questions."

Diethard thought about some stuff and said "She's a cool and cute girl and you're the most charming and awesome guy ever. Plus you two live together which means you love each other and are probably engaged."

Zero said "You're great at making crazy assumptions that aren't correct."

Diethard frowned and replied "Thanks for wasting my time."

Zero said "You're the one who started this conversation and wasted my comic book time."

Diethard replied "I blame you for this unengaging conversation."

Zero sarcastically said "You're a generous fellow."

A hour later the Black Knights returned with presents for C. C. Zero said "You fellas did a really good job."

Kaname Ohgi replied "But you haven't looked at the stuff yet. You just stared at the boxes for a few minutes."

Zero said "Well there's like a dozen things here so that's impressive. Hand all of the stuff to me. I'll give it to her, but I'll give you half of the credit."

Ohgi asked "Can you carry all of that stuff?"

Zero started carrying the presents while saying "I'm super strong so I'm sure that I'll do a really good job at carrying all of the boxes. I need to open a window to cool me down first." Zero opened the window, but while pushing the window open he accidentally pushed all of the presents out the window. The presents fell into the ocean. Zero said "I really messed things up."

Lelouch got on his regular outfit and delivered a big bag that had the broken remains of the piano to Suzaku. Lelouch said "I hope you're somewhat proud of me for saving all those pieces."

Suzaku replied "I wish you had been more careful with the piano."

Lelouch said "I'm the opposite of careful. My friends got some great birthday presents for C. C., but I accidentally made the presents drown in the ocean. What should I do to make C. C.'s birthday party somewhat great?"

Suzaku replied "You could have a pleasant and lighthearted day with her."

Lelouch said "That doesn't sound epic and crazy enough, but I'll do it."

A few days later it was C. C.'s birthday. C. C. woke up and was a little excited. She looked around the living room and saw a birthday banner made out of paper towels. The banner was backwards and quickly fell into a bag of cookies.

Lelouch came into the living room with a pizza and said "Hi C. C."

C. C. replied "Hi." She pretty much always felt hungry for pizza so he quickly gobbled up the whole pizza. She said "Maybe I ate more than I should."

Lelouch said "I know you'll want more in like a hour so I already baked you a few more."

C. C. replied "You have filled my stomach with happiness you eccentric gentleman."

Lelouch said "Honestly I messed this birthday up. I had the Black Knights buy you tons of great presents, but I accidentally pushed the presents into a ocean. I'm not that proud of myself this time."

C. C. replied "I never needed those presents Lelouch. What I truly want is to just spend this day with my favorite guy."

Lelouch asked "Is it Mao?"

C. C. stuck her tongue out and said "Yeah right. You're my favorite person in the whole world."

Lelouch felt a little surprised and flattered. He said "Several people have said that to me, but I wasn't expecting you to say that." Lelouch handed C. C. a letter and said "Since I drowned all of your presents on accident I wrote this letter for you. It's a little corny, but I hope that you kind of like it."

C. C. read the letter aloud "C. C. when I first met you I was surprised and eventually became a little annoyed by you. However despite wasting thousands of my dollars on pizza I must admit that I like having you around. You're cool, special, cute, and have pretty good hair. You're super cool and other stuff. Thank you for some stuff you did that I guess I like. Well actually saying guess would seem kind of rude. I'm sure that I like the stuff you've done for me. You're the best. Sincerely, Lelouch Lamperouge."

Lelouch said "I guess that my letter was a little awkward and not as cool as it should be. I'm sorry. I mess up things too often."

C. C. kissed Lelouch and said "Thank you for this day. I know it may seem like you gave me a weird day, but it's the best birthday I've had in years."

Lelouch was surprised, but in a good way. He said "You're welcome. I had a good day too."

C. C. whispered "I love you Lelouch."

Lelouch asked "What did you say?"

C. C. blushed and said "Nothing you need to hear."

A few minutes later C. C. got a call from the Emperor and Empress. C. C. asked "What's going on?"

Emperor Charles sighed and said "Sadly I have to waste time saying pointless and corny stuff on their birthdays so I suppose I want you to have a good birthday."

C. C. said "Thank you. Your generosity is clear."

Emperor Charles said "Sadly I also have to ask you if you had a good day."

C. C. replied "Yes. In fact it was great."

Empress Marianne said "You sound happier than usual. It's probably because you had a romantic day with your precious Lelouch."

C. C. stubbornly replied "I didn't have a romantic day with Lelouch. We're simply allies."

Empress Marianne said "You really are the princess of denial. You'll probably even claim you're still friends with Lelouch after you two get engaged."

C. C. replied "That's a tempting idea, but that won't happen."