A
long long time ago
In
a Middle Earth far far away
Rohan
was under an attack
So
me, Aragorn and Gimli
Went
off on a killing spree
To
give those evil orcs a good old wack!
Aragorn
But
Éomer made us shiver
With
the news he did deliver
Our
hobbit friends were slain
We'd
never see them again!
Gimli
I
can't remember what I said
When
I thought our mates were dead!
But
Aragorn was one step ahead
In
our fight for Middle Earth!
All
So
my oh my, ten thousand Uruk-Hai
A
walking tree, Gollum's fishy and Sauron's great big eye
Arwen
left home and kissed her daddy goodbye
Singing
"Sadly Aragorn's gonna die"
"Sadly
Aragorn's gonna die".
Sam
Far
away in Emyn-muil
Gollum
let out an awful squeal
When
I tied him up with Elven rope
He's
obsessed with the ring that Bilbo "stole"
But
can Frodo save Smèagul's soul?
I
frankly think he hasn't got a hope!
Gandalf
I
met Strider, Gimli and Legolas
And
I dragged their butts to Edoras
And
with a mighty yell
I
lifted Saruman's spell oooh!
éowyn
I
was a single blonde kick-ass princess
With
a dead cousin and uncle in a mess
Well
I fell for him, I must confess
In
the fight for Middle Earth!
And we were singing
My oh my, ten thousand Uruk-Hai
A walking tree, Gollum's fishy and Sauron's great big eye
Arwen left home and kissed her daddy goodbye
Singing "Sadly Aragorn's gonna die"
"Sadly Aragorn's gonna die".Sauroman
Now
for 10 years I've planned an attack
I'll
pay Sauron and Theoden back
For
underestimating me
Frodo
We
were caught by Faramir
He
found out about the ring I fear
but
decided that he would set us free
Wormtongue
Oh,
and while the king was out of town
I
crept right in and I stole his crown
But
then I had to flee
When
Gandalf set him free
Pippin
We
were carried by off by an evil orc
our
legs nearly took the place of pork
We
met a load of trees that could really talk
In
the fight for Middle Earth!
And we were singing
My oh my, ten thousand Uruk-Hai
A walking tree, Gollum's fishy and Sauron's big eye
Arwen left home and kissed her daddy goodbye
Singing "Sadly Aragorn's gonna die"
"Sadly Aragorn's gonna die".Gollum
I
met a hobbit with my ring
He'sss
going to dessstroy that preccciousss thing
But
I have got a sssecret plan...
We
all went down to Helms Deep
The
orcs arrived to storm the keep
We
could've done with Samwise's frying pan
Théoden
And
in the end some Rohans died
A
wall blew up and the stuntmen sighed
But
PJ wasn't grievin'
His
bank account is heavin'
Legolas
(running out of lyrics and panicking)
The
Elf whose name was not...Boris
He
fought bravely and died just for us
And
now this song is starting to bore us
So
I guess, I'll sing the chorus
Rohan
soldiers
So
my, my we're all gonna die
Mithrandir
wont get here and so we're all gonna fry
We
are doomed now Nazgûl can fly
And
Mount Doom is ever so high!
But
what's that outlined 'gainst the sky?
All
And
we were singing
My
oh my, ten thousand Uruk-Hai
A
walking tree, Gollum's fishy and Sauron's big eye
Arwen
left home and kissed her daddy goodbye
Singing
"Sadly Aragorn's gonna die"!!
THANKYOU AND GOODNIGHT!!!