Secret Xemnas report

Mood: …what?...

our non-existence is spiraling downwards.
We couldn't get enough information to find out where Sora is now. It sucks cause the organization is getting bored playing games like, "Steal your Heart Because we hate you" and "Rip Apart your Soul" and of course "Stabby Rip Stab Stab kiri" And It doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that weird spiky thing it's usually in because roxas used all the hair gel…Like he needs cool hair...Some days, ya know...

we're nobodies, heartless as can be.
You'd be heartless too if you were just like me
we wear cool black cloaks and have X's in our names
we wanna kill Sora and we love Naminé!
Cause we have no feelings when while we dress in black,
we don't really exist, and we want our hearts back
'Cause Zexion is emo, and mar-mar's gay, but retains his masculinity at the end of the day.

Stop your breathing and steal your heart,
we must be nobodies.

We don't exist, but we do anyway,
we must be nobodies.

We're dark and sensitive with some self esteem
we like to scare the crap out of the town of Halloween
we have real big problems, and we swiped axel's chackrams, now we're in the hospital for a week!
Sulking and writing poetry are Zexion's hobbies
demyx needs his sitar or he'll start sobbing, roxas runs away from us, it's never any fun, we send axel after him, and now xigbar's lost his guns!

Stop your breathing and steal your heart,
we must be nobodies.

We don't exist, but we do anyway,
we must be nobodies.

crazy hair, and giant hands and toes,
we must be nobodies.

Demyx plays his sitar, and writes little love notes!
we must be nobodies.

my life is just a black abyss... ya know..it's so dark. And it's suffocating me, grabbing a hold of 

me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans...which look great on me by the way.

when saix gets upset, he goes berserk in every direction,
kiri never shuts up, it gives us headaches
we write secret reports and never bleed at all,
we have elements, and some of us are really tall!
we're just a bad, cheap imitation of life
You can read me zexion's book and watch me fall asleep
we wear fitted cloaks while hating the light
If we said we could feel, we'd only be half right.

we're almost dead, but zexion's still emo
we must be nobodies

'nobody' means 'heartless' incognito
we must be nobodies

we like to cry and hate all Somebodies
we must be nobodies

the lesser nobodies all look like clones
we must be nobodies

the Somebodies don't get us ya know
They think we're evil just because they have hearts and we don't… Well, at least I can bore them with my ridiculously long trade-mark speeches. But, I mean it's getting a little old. Can't 6…or 13 nobodies just not exist without being evil, I mean, all we want is to steal the hearts of Somebodies and get ours back.
I don't know report thing, sometimes I think you are the only one that gets us. You're my best friend.

Argh! Pirates!