A/N: So I came up with a thing in the middle of class...
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Harry eyed his friends nervously. They were staring at him as if he was slightly insane, so he crossed his arms defensively and said, "What? It's a good idea!"
"No, mate, it's not, "said Ron. "It's quite possibly the most insane idea you've ever had."
Hermione sniffed and said, "For once, I agree with Ron. What are you thinking?"
Harry scowled at her, irritated with his friends for not seeing the value in his suggestion. "I'm thinking that this might just be the way to defeat Voldemort."
"Don't say the name!" hissed Ron.
Hermione said, "Honestly, Ron, it's just a name. And in any case, the plan wouldn't even work. Give it up, Harry."
Harry sighed and said, "Fine, Hermione. But I still think attacking Voldemort with an army of pygmy puffs was a great idea, and it would totally work."
And that was the end of that plan.