Summary: Artemis Fowl is sent to Abernethy's school for the exceedingly intelligent. Only to befriend the princess of Mid; the magical Realm. Where he also gains magic of his own... What will happen now?
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Rated K: because it's action but not too much! The sequel might be Rated T but this ain't!
Artemis Fowl: and the Magic Of Mid
Chapter1: The beginning
Artemis Fowl the II is not just your above average kid he is above, above average. He has beet the most intelligent adults in all fields. Except one, and he doesn't even know he hasn't beet it yet. And if he did then he couldn't even try.
But through out all that had happened in the last tree years he felt as though nothing could change now. Since the past three years he's had mainly an ever changing life. But he now knows things are going to change again as his parents ask to have a chat with him in the lounge.
"Artemis I know you have been having a great time in St. Bartleby's" said his Mother.
"But we have decided" said Artemis Senior "that you go to Abernethy's school for the exceedingly intelligent."
"This School is perfect for you," said Angeline Fowl "there are many different classes for you to take at college level, so you can get your diploma faster than most boys."
Artemis sighed; his parents didn't get it a genius like him just couldn't be taught anything he hasn't already learned. And surely in Artemis's mind he had learned everything there is to know and more.
But...
There was the idea that the chemistry lab would have more provisions than his other school. That he was almost sure his parents would send him back to if he refused. And maybe he would be able to get out of school faster not to mention more exploits to attend to.
"Alright, but on one condition I get to take butler," He had to try, didn't he?
"Of course," said Artemis's father "in the academy they let everyone who attends bring their bodyguards and servants to help them. Since there aren't any maintenance workers in the dorms Butler will have to be there to clean up the dorms."
This of course wasn't the reason Artemis had wanted to bring Butler but oh well it'll still work according to his new plan.
"Well then I guess it's all set then," said Artemis looking at his happy parents.
"I guess it is" said Artemis Senior.
"I'll tell Butler to pack immediately" said Artemis leaving to find Butler.
Artemis found Butler in the study cleaning off the computers.
"Butler I want you to pack some of my things for me," said Artemis to the large manservant who had recently taken a bullet for Artemis and then magically healed by a LEP officer named Holly Short.
"The usual" said Butler. Now 'the usual' for Artemis is different to the usual we usually think of. 'The usual' Butler was implying was most likely weapons of some sort.
"Not this time, my old friend," said Artemis. "My parents have decided to send me to another school called Abernethy's school for the exceedingly intelligent. I shall be going there only for the reason that it might be better than Bartleby's and that I can also take you on my journey."
Butler knew there were other reasons but he thought it better not to ask.
It was soon that Butler had packed and it was soon that Artemis was off to Abernethy's but this is only half of the story because another being was also getting ready to go to Abernethy's.
This other being wasn't human. But she was related to that race. This girl was Midian. But on Earth she was hardly a girl. In earth years her age was fourteen thousand. But in Mid years she was fourteen. And compared to an Earthling she looked Fourteen. Maybe younger.
She had dark red hair blue eyes that lightened near the pupil and darkened around the whites, a heart shaped face, round nose, thick lips, dirty blue complexion, pointed ears, small horns on the top of her head, pointed K-nine teeth, and thin body. True this is a strange picture of a girl and even if I didn't mention the fact that she is only four and a half feet tall.
You wouldn't even start to suspect that this girl was the princess of Mid. The Mythical land.
And now for you to understand what Mid is. Mid is one of the tree worlds commonly known as Begoney, Mid, and what is called by the humans and fairy's Earth but the real name is Endomant. These worlds were given their name by the way they were created The Begoney was given its name for being the first planet ever created. Inhabited by the Begonians who created the planet to live in.
They created other creatures that are now called animals. And used them for many things but after the year 2,000,000,004,382,999,991 the world began to crumble away so they had to make a new planet.
The council of thirteen was summoned to make this planet and by the year 2,000,000,004,382,999,999 they had finished and everyone moved to the new planet named Mid for the middle planet because the council of thirteen had decided to make an Ending planet for them to move to once Mid had crumbled and was named Endomant.
Now the beings of Mid had found ways to create other Animals that were closer to Beings than Creatures some of these creatures were made out of magical mud as a joke. These Creatures were named Mudians. And were kept as pets by the Midians. But soon the Mudians developed magic of their own and an intelligence almost to match the Midian's and started to take over the land. Some Midians were cowards and hid on the planet Endomant with the other Creatures they made.
Soon the Midians over through the Mudians and the council of thirteen made laws about the uses of magic and was taken away if the beings disobeyed them. These rules are
Magic is not for those in the mud that crawl
Do not enter a dwelling of a being of higher station
Always remember these rules or magic shall wane
Give back to the earth what you have taken
don't kill an equal member of your being
These rules were given out to all beings in two different languages; Gnomish and Midish.
Beings now included some of the Creatures made by Midians who took them to Endomant these Beings are now called Dwarves, Elves, Sprites, Pixies, Centaurs, and surprisingly goblins.
The Midians who lived on Endomant were so cowardly that they forgot magic and were left without magic forgetting to fulfill the ritual of eating the fruit of a Oracle tree and burying the seeds in the ground. The Midians of Earth/Endomant are now called Humans. And the void between the worlds were filled only to empty when Mid begins to crumble.
And it just so happens now is the time when Mid is starting to crumble. So all the Midians pack up and move to Earth to find that everything is different than when it was created.
"Now students" said a very old woman with bangle sized hoops that looked like they would make her fall over if there had been only a slight breeze, large round glasses that magnified her eyes to at least three times the normal size, a thin mouth with red lipstick clumsily drawn over them, a boney figure with hardly any muscle in a single limb, and most of all, wrinkles. Lines, bags, floppy cheeks, all with old, weary wrinkles.
"I would like you to pare up in threes," said the teacher slowly "Because three is better than two."
Artemis was wondering why he had ever agreed to go to this school. The teachers were old and depressing. Well most of them. A few teachers had learned about as much as he did. And that was saying something.
After most of the class had paired up only Artemis stayed in his seat.
The old teacher had noticed that Artemis had not followed directions and said "Young man I would like you to join this group here." She said pointing a boney shacking finger at two students sitting in a corner not talking but also not paying attention and was snapped to reality by seeing someone was pointing their finger at them.
Artemis sighed; he hated it when teachers did this. What was the point of putting students in groups? To give the teachers a break or just to humiliate them when they didn't find a group?
These two students were strange. Not in appearance, but something about how they stared at the simplest of things with wide eyes as if they could hardly believe the thing was real.
One that was a girl, had dark red hair, heart shaped face, wide blue eyes, thick pink lips, a thin figure and a light tan complexion.
The other was a boy with brown hair cut short, wide glazed green eyes, a thin face, skinny body and a peach complexion.
These two were now staring at him emotionlessly as he came over to sit down at their table with butler trailing behind him.
Butlers, maids, servants, and bodyguards were allowed in the classrooms as long as they didn't attract too much attention. Of course Butler attracted attention but so did the manservant of these two students he was going to sit down with.
He was large and hairy to say the least. The manservant of these two was only a half foot shorter than Butler who was about seven feet tall. This man had shaggy black hair that grew over his eyes and all over his arms, and bulk the size of a rhinoceros.
He was standing behind the two students still as stone. Butler knew this was bad form but of course most of the butlers here weren't trained like he was.
The girl snapped out of it first addressing herself to Artemis as he sat down.
"I'm Gypsy Gnome, and this is Zinka" said Gypsy politely "And who are you?"
"I am Artemis Fowl the second," said Artemis "And Zinka isn't even a name."
"Yeah, well it's my nickname for Zinnia," said Zinka "But that was a girls name so I got a nickname. But isn't Artemis also a girl's name?"
"No, Zinka," said Gypsy "just because you've met a girl named Artemis doesn't make Artemis a girls name. And besides Artemis means hunter so males being as they are adopted the name."
"I bet it was embarrassing for the first male given the name eh," said Zinka.
Gypsy just nodded and shrugged her shoulders grinning.
Zinka had a deep Irish accent, and Gypsy had no apparent accent she just used them all each word a different accent. It sounded weird.
"So Me and Zinka already know what to do on this project," said Gypsy.
"We are going to build a silicon faze disrupter," said Zinka "and it's going to be hand held."
Artemis had already known that the possibilities of making one. You had to have a lot of provisions.
"So how are you going to get all of the supplies?" asked Artemis.
"Oh I have most of the supplies already" said Gypsy "I just need to get some of the more expensive equipment."
"And how are you going to do that?" asked Artemis.
"Oh my family is very wealthy it won't be that much of a problem," Gypsy said shrugging.
"Then it's settled" said Zinka "Gypsy will build the machine and we can assist."
Artemis was about to say that he didn't assist to anyone when the afternoon break bell rang.
Everyone packed up their things and left as the teacher said "Remember everyone you can do your project on the weekends and on breaks. Also that your project is due in a month, class dismissed," although no one was around to hear it.
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