Augustine sat on the bright green leaves under a blossom tree with his lover Lysandre, after having eaten sweet pancakes sprinkled in honey-coated sugar. The view looked beautiful, almost as beautiful as Lysandre's face.
"Mon cherie, j'ai adore," the professor said in a smooth voice.
Lysandre's shadow loomed over the Syncamore. "Don't you wish you could have all of this to yourself?"
"Oh non, I am more of a lover of freedom, I would prefer to share this love and happiness with the whole world! Magnific!"
"Share? Oh Augustine, you are so hilarious." Lysandre gave a suspicious look, but Augustine thought it was funny and laughed.
"Oh you are right, I don't want to share you with anybody else!" It was true, Lysandre may have been tall but there would never be enough of him to evenly distribute him to the rest of the world. Lysandre was all his, only for him, his mighty fire in his heart. "We are only meant for each other, oui? But to dazzle everyone else...it fills me with joy to see everyone else root for our love and everlasting bond! Lysandre, let us get marié...right now!"
"Sure, but first I have important issues to sort out," the tall guy said. He then got up. "I'll be back. Believe it."
"Ok!" The professor waited - and waited - but then Lysandre never came back. Confused, he decided to follow the Lysandre's large footprints and winked. "You know what they say about men with big feet..they have big shoes!"
The footprints lead to a theme park which confused the professor. Why did lovely Lysandre come here?
Just then, he saw Lysandre get in on a Ferris Wheel ride - with another mysterious figure. No way. Was Lysandre cheating on him? Syncamore snuck into the next carriage behind them. And then he listened.
"I have plans to seek the ultimate weapon." Said the red haired man. "Do you know where I may find it?"
"The more you want something, the harder it is to wait for it." The other mysterious man said. He was in a mysterious cloak and had something in his eye. "No, I don't."
"All right. What about money? Do you need any dirty jobs done so that you will hand over money to me?"
"I want you to CAPTURE POKEMON for me…" the mysterious cloaked figure with something in his eye said. "Yes...bring me all Pokemon and give me your henchmen to join Team Plasma! Then you can have all the gold you want!"
"Sweet. I'll catch you later then Ghetsis." The ride had ended. What just happened? Augustine felt ill but he had to hold it in to keep his cover.
Lysandre tried to get out of the carriage, but he started to struggle as his legs were stuck. The other mysterious man looked angry.
"Don't tell me we are trapped in here. I need to go and eat, I mean liberate Pokemon."
"Stupid rides for stupid small people! It's just like the earth...it gets smaller as we eat away its resources, and soon the entire world will grow too small as we disgustingly overpopulate it. Too much love is spreading around the world. This is why war happens. This is why people cannot find jobs, houses...this is why our kitchens are getting smaller and smaller. Soon, we'll be left with nothing…"
"Lysandre!" Augustine got out of his carriage from behind and then pulled Lysandre's legs to help him get out of the carriage. They both landed on the floor, with Augustine on top of Lysandre.
"Augustine? What are you doing here?"
Augustine sobbed. "Why did you laisser me, cherie? You don't believe in spreading amour?"
Lysandre went silent. "No."
"Then I don't think this is going to work out." The Syncamore realized that their interests were far too different. It was fun while it lasted, but now it was time to part ways. "Goodbye cherie. I will always love you from the bottom of my cœur."
"Ok." Lysandre left the fair and Augustine went to drown his sorrows in candy floss. From a distance, he heard an evil laugh from Ghetsis.
"Soon the world WILL BE MINE...and so will your ex!"
"No!" Augustine tried to chase after Ghetsis, but he disappeared too quickly. Professor knew this was trouble, and it was time to get into gear.
TO BE CONTINUED?