(A/N: WOOT! A sequel to a sequel! Never thought that this would happen! And now, Without further adieu, HERE'S CHAPTER ONE!)
"Mmm…nah!" Fujioka Haruhi sighed, stretching her arms over her head, "Man today was exhausting!"
"No more so than usual." Ohtori Kyoya said prudently, his pen flying away in the Ouran Host Club Ledger.
"What are you TALKING about?" Haruhi cried exasperatedly, "We had THREE TIMES as many customers as usual!"
"I'm with Haru." Hitachiin Hikaru declared, throwing an arm around her thin shoulders.
"You said it brother." Hitachiin Kaoru nodded in agreement, slinging his own arm around her shoulders.
"'m sooo tired." Haninozuka "Hunny" Mitsukuni moaned into Bun-Bun as Morinozuka "Mori" Takashi lifted his cousin onto his back.
"Tut tut, Haruhi." Suoh Tamaki chided, rose in hand (so shoujo manga), "As the Ouran High School Host Club, it our duty to-HEY! QUIT MOLESTING YOUR SISTER!"
Tamaki promptly flew into a panic upon seeing the close proximity ofthe Hitachiin Brothers.
"MOM! MOM! HIKARU AND KAORU ARE MOLESTING THEIR SISTER!" he screeched at Kyoya, arm flapping wildly as he pointed at the twins.
"How did I become the mother of three before the age of twenty?" Kyoya sighed, filing his paperwork away.
Haruhi sighed and walked out from under the Hitachiin Brother's arms and gazed out the window.
The entire day, she had the inexplicable feeling that something was gonna happen.
Something major.
Something HUGE.
She couldn't have been more right.
"Hurry it UP Sora!"
"'m COMIN'! YEESH!"
It had been three months since the Gundam Wing episode.
Life had returned to normal.
Aoki Sora's hair had grown out to the tops of her shoulder blades.
Sakai Hinode's was now to the middle of her back.
Kakyoin Akane's was now at the point where she had to move it out of the way before she sat down.
The Freakish Foursome had returned to life as normal too.
Aizawa Mannen went to college.
Goto Kazuo graduated.
Saiko Takaomi worked like a mad man in his place of business, "SCREAMIN' DEMON MOTORS" (I used this name in one of my deleted stories)
Miyazaki Suo buried himself in his work…as well as dabbling in a few other projects on the side.
Akane had chosen to repress the memories of the times with the G-Boys like the last time.
As stated previously, she was happier that way.
The only real difference was that, unless in circumstances of undo stress, Takaomi and Akane had given up smoking (…well…Akane's on the patch)
Currently, our two favorite otaku our on their way to the Miyazaki Estate.
"I wonder what's so important?" Hinode wondered aloud as they dashed up the walk, "I mean, why the rush?"
"If Suo dared to pull us away from the final episode of FAKE, it'd BETTER be good." Hinode growled.
They barely raised their hands to knock when the door was thrown open.
It was Suo, with his one and a half year old son, Aki, peeking over his shoulder from his situation in the baby backpack.
"FINALLY!" He whooped, grabbing them both by the hands and dragging them inside.
"WAK!" They shrieked, as they were yanked off their feet and pulled roughly inside.
"I thought you guys had bailed on me!" Suo cried excitedly.
"Ow…my shoulder." Hinode moaned, "Suo, what's th' deal?"
"Hey Aki-chan." Sora whimpered, forcing a smile at the toddler.
"I just finished fine tuning it." Suo grinned, eyes sparkling.
"Fine tuning…" the Otaku Twins said slowly…
…before it dawned on them.
"YOU DID IT!" Hinode screamed.
"SUO, YOU DA MAN!" Sora shrieked.
"No, no! Hold the applause!" Suo cried, waving his hands, "There's more."
"More?" Hinode asked, bringing her victory dance to a screeching halt.
"Whaddya mean…more?" Sora inquired nervously.
"Well you see…" Suo began, twiddling his thumbs, "…I spilled coffee on a portion of the schematics so…the landing site will be sporadic. I have no idea where whomever we drag out will land."
"Well that sucks." Sora pouted, allowing Aki to squeeze her finger.
"No doubt." Hinode grumbled, playing with her hair.
"Well, if you wanna chance it, I'm game." Suo smirked, "It'd be a great research opportunity."
Sora and Hinode looked at each other then back at Suo.
"Akane's out…right?" they asked.
"At a skate park." He nodded.
"Then let's go for it!" they cried, "We just missed the final episode of FAKE to come here! So it'd better be worth our while!"
"The let's do this thing!" Sou grinned as he led them to the Rec. room.
"So…" he said thoughtfully, throwing open a pair of cabinet doors to reveal not even close to 1/16 of his anime collection, "…whaddya in the mood for this time?"
"Hmmm…" Sora mused, scrolling across the titles, all of them promising.
"Hey!" Hinode cried, pulling one off the shelf, "Howabout this one?"
""Ouran High School Host Club"." Suo nodded, "Good choice."
"Ooo, the tall one is hot!" Sora grinned.
"I like the stud in glasses myself." Hinode smirked.
"Sorry, I'm spoken for." Suo quipped.
"Not you!" the Otaku Twins laughed.
"Hwuhh…'m leaving." Haruhi called over her shoulder.
"Haru! Haru!" Hunny cried, glomming onto her arm, "You said we could come over today! Riiight?"
"Huh?" Haruhi blinked, "Well I-"
"Thaaat's right, Haru!" Hikaru grinned, appearing on her left.
"Youuu promised!" Kaoru smirked, materializing on her right.
Mori nodded quietly, appearing out of no where.
"See? See?" Hunny smiled, "Mori remembers too!"
"It's true Haruhi." Kyoya nodded, "You said and I quote-"
"It's alright, Kyoya." Haruhi sighed, "I get it."
"Huh? HEY!" Tamaki cried indignantly, "You weren't thinking of leaving for Haruhi's humble abode without me, were you?"
"…didn't cross our minds for a second, Tamaki." Hikaru and Kaoru smirked.
"WHAT WAS THAT?"
"Hey guys…I feel weird." Haruhi murmured.
"Huh?"
The argument came to an abrupt halt.
"It was probably just something you ate." Kaoru said helpfully.
"No, I mean it." Haruhi said insistently, "I feel really weEEYAAAAAAAAH!"
Haruhi was lifted off her feet and rocketed towards the high ceilings at incredible speeds.
She wasn't alone however.
"WAAAAAAUGH!"
"WHAT'S HAPPENING?"
"…" (Mori)
"HIKARU!"
"KAORU!"
Just they were about to become human spitwads on the ceiling, they felt themselves phase through it.
Thinking it was all over, they chanced a look down…
…only to see they were plummeting towards blacktop at incredible speeds.
"YIIIIIIII!" They screamed together, grabbing and clutching at one another in a futile attempt to prevent the inevitable impact.
"WHOA!" an unfamiliar female voice cried in shock.
-skshhh-
-BMMMM-
"Oh…oh wow…" Haruhi moaned, pushing Mori's knee out of her ribs.
"What just happened?" Tamaki asked no one in particular.
"I'm really not sure." Kyoya said, dusting himself off.
"WAAAAAAAAAAH!" Hunny bawled, clinging tight to Bun-Bun.
"…" Mori said nothing but assisted the now sobbing Hunny.
"Well that hurt as much as I thought it would." Hikaru grimaced.
"We actually survived that?" Kaoru mumbled, "I don't believe it."
"Believe it." the unfamiliar voice from before said, not sounding at all happy.
The Ouran Host Club glanced up.
Skater shoes.
Baggy Bermuda shorts that stopped below the knees, bedecked in chains and decals.
An oversized black, worded tee that read, "STUPIDITY TAKES ITS TOLL: PLEASE HAVE EXACT CHANGE READY."
Multiple chains and amulets around the neck.
An fingerless glove that went up to the elbow joint; another that stopped at the wrist.
Hip length, midnight blue pigtails.
A ball cap twisted backwards.
A skateboard tucked under her right arm.
"I'm gonna kill that lousy fuck." She growled, "Why couldn't that 'tard just leave things alone fer once?"
"You mean…you know how-!" Haruhi began before the girl interrupted her.
"-you got here? Yes…unfortunately." She muttered, dropping the skateboard and launching herself off in the opposing direction, "Follow me, freaks. I'll take ya to a queef who has some serious explainin' t' do."
"Quite the mouth on her, huh." Kyoya smirked, shaking his head.
"What do you think?" Tamaki asked no one in particular, "Should we trust her?"
"Well…so far she just seems foul mouthed and foul tempered." Haruhi mused, "She hasn't done anything so far that untrustworthy."
"If Haru likes her, I like her too!" Hunny beamed.
Mori nodded, inclined to agree with his cousin.
"Well, like her or not, we'd better hurry." Hikaru grinned.
"Yeah! That girl waits for no one!" Kaoru laughed as they took off after her retreating form.
(A/N: What will happen when Akane confronts her brother? Will he unleash a secret weapon? Will the Host Club come to his defense? R&R to find out!)