Note: I do not own Zelda or its characters, nor do I own Umehito Nekozawa (Ouran High School Host Club).

…I'm such a noob, comments please; this is my first posted story.

Risu was an odd, tiny brunette, who mostly studied and drew. But, finally, it was Neko's turn to spend the night at Risu's new house. Neko was the same age as Risu, 16, with blonde hair. Like their names, Risu was very squirrel-like and Neko cat-like and also very motherly.

"Risu…? H-hey?... RISU!" Neko shouted insanely loud finally waking up the tiny squirrel-girl. It was about 3 in the morning and Neko just finished playing another Zelda game. Risu, on the other hand, had passed out cold and drooled a little puddle on the sofa.

"Esa wha?" Risu murmured tiredly.

Since Neko had arrived, there had been lots of screaming, running around, games, and junk food consumption. Apparently, the two forgot that others also lived in the house.

"I think we just might maybe want to go to sleep, yeah?" Neko asked.

"Ah… right," the hostess replied, pushing herself of the couch and onto the floor, then she stood up and the girls began their half hour journey to the "upstairs world."

"How the hell did a half hour pass?" Risu hissed as she opened the door to her and Nekozawa's room. Unfortunately she found the "emo" boy doing some creepy ritual in the corner. Normally, Risu would tackle her current object of affection, but when he turned around with a blank stare and glowing yellow eyes… well, just no.

The girls had several guest rooms to choose from but instead, they decided on their favorite room in the house. The pillow and blankets room all the way back downstairs. The journey only took them 10 minutes this time, before they reached their destination. A little self-explanatory, the pillow and blankets room was a large room with a pool-like floor, filled to chin level, when at ground-level, with soft pillows and blankets.

Moments after diving in, the two girls fell asleep…

"Hey…"

"Eh? Who's there?"

"Hey…"

Neko opened her eyes to see a little ball of light with wings floating in front of her before becoming panicked.

"N-NAVI!!" she screamed pulling out a fly swatter from nowhere. With a few missed strikes, she finally smashed the annoyance on the wall.

Letting out a sigh of relief too soon, the cat-girl turned around only to find another "Navi"… and another, and another.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" she screamed destroying them all with her only weapon. After their demise Neko only found more and more of them! "Hey…hey…hey…" ringing indefinitely throughout the whole room, until.

"Hyyya!" a familiar voice yelled as one of Neko's favorite characters rolled onto the "battlefield."

"Link!" she squealed, smushing yet another fairy.

Link also pulled out a weapon, his being much sharper and prettier than a flyswatter, but hey, whatever works.

Neko and Link fought the fairies for hours, although they seemed to continuously multiply until finally…

"Noes!! Link!!" Neko screeched as the green-clad hero was pulled under a pile of light and wings. It didn't take long for them to begin dragging her down too.

For a while, Neko was able to shake them off, but now they piled on top of her, turning everything dark until…

"Hey…"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Neko screamed suddenly sitting up, full awake.

"Neko, what wrong?" her concerned friend asked, swimming through the blankets to her.

All Neko did was whisper, "So…many…Navis," earning a confused stare in return.