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Fruits Basket Discovers MySpace!"- Chapter 1: Shigure's Profile

"Shigure, what the hell are you doing on the computer at one in the morning?!" Kyo, the orange haired boy asked as he passed by Shigure's room.

"Why, I'm on MySpace of course!"

"MySpace? What is that, a place to check out girls? You really are perverted."

"No, MySpace is a place for friends!"

"What the…? Where in the world did you get that answer?"

"The web page says it." Shigure pointed at the MySpace icon and right below it, it said: "MySpace- a place for friends."

"I already created a profile, want to check it out?"

Before Kyo could answer, Shigure clicked on "view my profile" and his profile popped up.

There was a picture of him posing on the table- one eye winking and his chin was resting on his right arm- and above his picture; it said "Shiggy." His headline was: "High school girls- all for me!" The orange 'online now' icon was blinking and his song was, "Barbie Girl." He only had one friend- Ayame. His comments were on the bottom, and judging by the amount of comments he had, it seemed he had just started talking to him. His profile background was still the default the website gave - plain white and blue. Kyo's eyes scanned the page and read his 'about me' part.

About me:

My name is Shigure, but all you pretty high school girls out there can call me "Shiggy." I am YOUNG, HANDSOME and I AM AVAILABLE! So leave me a comment and we can get to know each other more.

His status was single and his sexual orientation said: Bi.

"ARE YOU A RETARDED MAN?! When were you a bi?"

"It sounds nicer than the rest!"

"Do you even know what that means?"

"No, but it sounds good."

There was the sound of a thud as Shigure hit to the floor.

"Now what'd you go and hit me for?" cried Shigure.

"Because you're an idiot, that's why."

The entire ruckus they were causing must've awoken the others, because Tohru and Yuki came in then.

"Is anything wrong?" Tohru asked.

"What are you guys arguing about this late at night?" complained Yuki. "People are trying to sleep."

"I got MySpace!"

"What's MySpace?" Tohru questioned.

"MySpace is a website where you get to meet new friends and chat with them!"

"That sounds like fun, can I make one?"

"Sure! Here, why don't you make one now!"

"Wait a minute Ms. Honda; I must see what this 'MySpace' is first."

Yuki walked over to the computer and looked at the web page, which was still on Shigure's profile.

"What in the world Shigure? When did you become a bi?"

"Ignore that, I'll fix it later! For now, we must make Tohru-chan a MySpace! Wait - all of us can make a MySpace, so we can chat with each other!"

"That sounds like fun, let's do it!" Tohru said enthusiastically.

Kyo and Yuki looked at Tohru. She really did want a MySpace and they didn't want to shatter her dreams – Or at least that's what you can call it.

"Okay, I'll guess I'll make one - only to make sure Ms. Honda is safe."

"Fine, I'll make one too. But I won't make an idiot out of myself the way you do, Shigure."

With that being settled, Kyo, Yuki, and Tohru made their own MySpace accounts.

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