These are some remarkable encounters I've had with noobs that I'll never forget, all on my Khainian crusader RaiKageAsura.
Ludibrium, level 65
Noob: (trades) munny plz
Me: Munny? Money?
Noob: ya plz
Noob: PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Me: well, I'm too poor.
Noob: omg look at ur equips ur rich
Me: hey, I'm pretty poor, you know. And I'm poor because of people like you begging all the time. (cancel)
Henesys Market, level 65
Noob: (trades) could i have mesos
Me: I don't have a lot of money...
Noob: cmon just give me anything
Noob: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Me: (places 1 meso on trade, presses trade. YES, I GIVE HIM ONE MESO.) here, that's the most I can give. Enjoy.
Noob: omg ty ur the best
Noob: (a million happy faces)
Noob: ill never forget u XD
Me: yw
Noob: ill never forget everything u did 4 me (trades)
Henesys, level 39
Noob: (trades) could I have muny
Noob: plz
Me: …………………………………………
Noob: just like 1k or 2k
Me: …………………………………….
Noob: i think ur hott
Me: Uhh…thank you?
Noob: yw
Me: i think you're cuteeee XD
Noob: ty
Me: Hehehe, no 'muny' for you…. (cancels)
This is fictional. Setting: Henesys Hunting Ground 1
Noob: cc plz im tryin to get to lv 7
Me (dressed in noob clothes): And why should I?
Noob: NOOB
Me: Ha, ha, you're calling a level 71 a noob? (does Combo Attack)
Noob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Free market entrance, level 68
Noob: (trades) hey wanna buy (places hammer on trade thing)
Me: wow…a hammer? Can't you see I use swords?
Me: and if you knew better, you'd know that I'm level almost 70, and don't you think that by level 68 I'd know to use the same kind of weapon?
Noob: ….
Me: and wow, you're like, what, level 7x too? Wow.
Noob: (cancels)
Free market entrance, level..how am I supposed to remember? Over level 50 though, I know.
Noob: (trades) hey u wanna know something? XD
Me: what?
Noob: u look hott XD
Me: uhh…thank you?
Noob: imma get nx so I can be shmexy like u
Me: Eh….hahahahaha…ha….
Ludibrium, level 70
Noob: (trades) hi! XD
Me: Hi…
Noob: could you give me some mesos?
Me: uh, sure (gives 1k)
Noob: thanks!!
(two minutes later, a different character asks and the scene repeats, but I don't give them money 'cause I can tell it's the same person…lmao…same person….)
Ship cabin from Ellinia to Orbis, 3rd job advancement, level 70
Noob: nice clothes rai
Me: …….
Noob: now take it off take it off raikage
Me: (F6) LMAO
Noob: cmon just do it for me
Free market entrance, on my level 5 mule
Noob: wanna fuuuck
Me (on my mule): I think I'll get diseases from doing you….
Kerning City, pq area, channel 1. Level 70. I don't interact with noobs directly this time. Actually, these people aren't noobs, but they're low level.
Me: come on, over here
Friend: (moves) now?
Me (in buddy chat): Wait, no...not yet HEY GET AWAY OR YOU'LL DIE.
Friend: (moves by npc Lakelis) now?
Me: (still in buddy chat) now watch how it's done. XD
(SUMMONS MONSTERS ON LOW LEVELS MWUAHAHAHAHA) I know that most of them aren't really noobs, but it was fun.
Me: (tries to run away as the tombstones keep falling and the people keep uselessly fighting) Now you try next...(buddy chat duh)
Perion, level 47. I was a bit nooby here as well.
Me (sees level 1 noob standing there): hey, are you a mule or something because you're only level 1, and that's too low level to be here
Noob: DEFAME
Me: (F6) Why...?
Noob: DEFAME
Me: (changes channels, noob tracks me)