Heya people of the world! Sorry I haven't been around, but I suffer very severe self-criticism issues and I haven't been too confident in my work. I finally decided to write this one up, which has been bouncing about my head for the past weeks. I hope you like it.
Kingdom Hearts: Ultimate Oblivion (Part 0, Chapter 0)
'Why did I even try to fight back?'Cause you're so courageous that way…
'Who the flip are you supposed to be?'
You…'What? How can you be me?'
Well, Technically, you're just a mind right now; I'm your heart.
'That doesn't make any sense you nut!'
Have you noticed you're not feeling anything?'What? Another stupid question?'
Answer it…'Of course I can feel. It's cold in here…'
No flip-dip, Emotional feelings, not just the physical. Although I am wondering how you can feel cold when you're just your mind.
'How can it not? I can see icicles.'
I'll take that as your 'Mind' Eye (1), Brainy. Either way, do you or do you not feel any emotions?
'Not really, except an emptiness'
What can you remember from before the Heartless?
'Is that what they're called?'
You really like to change the topic, don't you?
'Fine, I can remember bits and pieces… I wonder why…'
I was afraid of this; you're not the whole mind…
'What? Stop talking nonsense!
You're only half of the whole mind.
'What?'
Hmm… Well, this means that we were really smart at least!
'What do you mean "Only half of the whole mind'?'
On the event of the heartless attack on us, we were separated, body, heart, and mind. Apparently you as the mind were split in two. Half went with the body, the other drifting about here.
'How do you know this?'
I'm your Heart. Didn't you ever listen to me before?(2)
'I know you're my Heart! You said that before. How did you learn this information?'
As a Heart, I can communicate with other hearts. As things turn out, the Heartless are really other hearts, consumed by the darkness. I can communicate with them via a sort of, 'telepathy', if you will.
'Heartless are hearts? What a misnomer…'
Are you even paying attention? Look, either way, I need to ask you to join me so we can find your other half and our body! As I've heard, it's possibly for a heart and a half mind to join together with darkness together to create a faux body. It's happened before to some scientist dude who actually brought on this whole entire mess somehow (3)
'Wait, You're asking me to join you and become a Heartless? No thanks, I like my humanity.'
We'll still be humane. Just like the mad scientist, we'll be self-conscious of our actions and we won't be controlled by our inner darkness since all the other heartless are just hearts. We're Heart and Mind, so we won't be at all like the others. We shall be almost as we once were before the Heartless came to our home.
'Hey, want a medal for the stupidest speech I've ever heard? And what if I refuse to join you?'
I'll start ranting about how flipping long it took me to find you in the first flipping place and I will bug you until you finally agree out of wish to remain sane.
'Fair enough.'
Thank god
(1) A very sad crack of a joke at how one of them is just the mind.
(2) 'Listen to your heart, when he's calling for yoooouuuuuuuu…' GigglesnortI'maloser
(3) I wonder who this is Hint, Hint
So thus ends the prologue, Soon I'll have up the next chapter for you entertainment. See you all then! Please R&R! I can be found on Gaia as Ralceix!