Once upon a time, a little boy who had some strange powers (something!) wanted to dominate the world with his peculiar powers. Of course everyone thought he was mentally ill so his mother dragged him to Professer Oak, who just had a strange nephew named Douchebag. Little boy (now named Majora) and Douchebag were rivals after they got their first pokemon. Majora had Pikacliche while Douchebag had Ratonthemat. They fought and Majora 'accidentally' killed Douchebag and his Ratonthemat. And somehow Professer Oak did not notice that he was gone or died so he let little Majora go into the world of Pokemon. In little Majora's mind, world domination means collecting ALL of the pokemon in ALL of the regions. So he traveled across the land, to search far and wide. He eventually caught all of the pokemon in a few weeks. How? Let's say that he had some 'accidents' while making the other trainers 'go away'. When he got up to the elite four, he went sort of beserk and killed them all in a 'freak accident' (legendaries were involved). After that, he went up to the champion and was shocked to find his god forsaken Father, Xai! He hated him because he always said "you'll never be the best! Just like your pathetic somehow-related brother Ash Ketchum! Who always never wins! MWHAHAHAHAHAA!" So Majora used Arceus, the God of pokemans, against Xai's pokeman over nine thousand Pikacliche and Sephiroth! The one winged angel of... DEATH! (With human like features and obessions over JENOVA, his 'mother'). Alas it was a very quick and blood-I mean 'faintful' battle. Arceus knocked out Pikacliche by simply using Tackle and Sephiroth by Majora distracting him with Mommy and used Over Nine Thousand Atomic Metoer. And then killed Xai by his own hands. Majora was placed in the Hall of Fame for being the quickest and most achieving Pokeman trainer ever. But when he came home, his mother challenged him to a pokemon challenge. But this time, she had more pokemon than ever. She even had 2 Alakazams and Mew and Mewtwo. Majora was pissed "WHAT THE HELL MOTHER?!" He exclaimed "WHERE DID YOU GET ALL OF THESE POKEMONS! DID YOU STEAL FROM MY DRESSER AGAIN?!"
"First of all," his mother replied softly "do not curse honey. Second, I found all of these pokemon on the street near the grocery store"
So they battled to the 'faint'. For whatever reason, even though Majora had every type of pokemon, his mother stole from team rocket and caught every pokemon in sight. Majora started to loose the fight, so he used his secret powers. He turned into a heart shaped mask and possessed his mother's Dialiga and used his power to go back in time to make him the creator of Pokemon. Why? Because he wanted to be, that's why. In the end, he regretted the decision because now he's Arceus with a epic face on it. The moral of the story is do not change the past.
The end
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