Collapsing down to the bed, both men panted vigorously as they came from their high. Deidara looked to right and sent Sasori a cheeky grin. "That w-was pretty great!" He spoke through his smile and harsh pants.

"Yeah..." Sasori nodded, lulling his head to the left. "That was... Yeah. Satisfactory."

Propping himself on his elbow, Deidara rolled over so he was on his Danna's chest. Slapping his hands against the dewy skin he snorted. "Satisfactory? Is that the only word you can use?"

"Yeah..."

"Pfft!" Deidara laughed, flopping back onto his back. "Says the man who couldn't stop moaning my name."

"Hey! You moaned my name just as much!" Sasori growled back in defense rolling on his side to face his boyfriend completely.

Tonight was the night the two had their first real time. The last time they attempted to sex each other up, they both experienced copious amounts of pain. Who was really at fault? We will never know.

It's Just... It wasn't all that magical shit it was amped up to be. It took a lot of effort and a long time to get in the rhythm of things. So many things went wrong like:

Agh! You're going to fast!

You're clenching too tight! And I think I pulled the muscle in my leg!

Fuck that, you pulled the muscle in my ass, un!

You're an ass!

Ouch, you bit my lip too hard- wait! Don't bite my neck, don't bite my neck! It's not kinky you moron, un!

Let me love you, you little shit!

Biting like that isn't love!

And it goes on... Until they ultimately called it quits when they realized it just wasn't worth the pain. However this was the first time Deidara would ever sleep over at Sasori's house. It was decided the second attempt at the intimate moment between the two would be in the room where Deidara was generally not invited in. Y'know, just to make it a little more special.

"Where are you going?" Sasori asked a little panicked as he watched Deidara crawl out from under the covers. Watching the blond he loved so much leaving afterwards what was a very precious moment the in relationship. He inwardly feared that he had actually offended him enough to ditch him. If he was going to shower, he would have said so, right? Or at least invited him to join...

Deidara on the other hand looked back with a small smile. "Just going to open the curtain a bit."

Sasori sat up with furrowed brows. "What? Why?"

Trotting back across the room with a bit of a limp, Deidara shut off the lamp that was by the bedside table on Sasori's side. "Watch this!" He said flicking off the lamp.

Looking around the pitch black room, Sasori crinkled his nose. When the light came back on, Deidara couldn't help but snort at his boyfriends face. "Do you see the problem?" Deidara asked walking back to the curtain, opening it a crack.

Sasori glared at Deidara. "No, I fail to see what was wrong. My room absolutely is perfect." He sneered.

Without any sort of bias of course.

With the curtains opened a little now and back in the bed, "Now when I turn out the light..." Deidara spoke flicking the lamp off, "Now there is a little bit of light, yeah!" He cheered as a stream of light strew right across the bed.

Sasori growled. Jumping up he slammed the curtains closed without turning the lamp on first. Which ultimately made his return around to his half of the bed less than safe.

"Ouch!"

"Ah! Are you okay?" Deidara called out worried. Leaning over he turned the lamp back on yet again, "Why did you close the curtain back up? It's too dark now, un!"

"It's not pitch black!" Sasori said a little offended that the brat had the gall to offend his perfect and most sacred bedroom. Rolling back to his side of the bed, he pointed to the alarm clock with its red digital numbers. "There is light right here!"

"That's not light!"

"Yes it is!"

The two growled at each other. Now them fighting was nothing new. Clearly. It's just something they could really live without. They were hoping to one day move in with one another and if that was happening, the fighting would have to at least decrease ten to twenty percent.

Although come on! What were they supposed to do when the other just had the worst view of art? Now they ha to deal with one that liked to sleep in the dark and the other needed a small source of light. I mean come on! They were just two very different people.

"I have slept plenty of times with light at your place." Sasori argued back, sitting there facing his boyfriend with his hands on his hips. "This time for once we sleep the way I want to."

Deidara groaned loudly. "I can't sleep in the dark though, yeah! You've proven to be able to sleep at my house no problem with the light before, but this is the first time we've been in your bed -"

"So this time since we're in my sanctuary, we should sleep my way!"

Gesturing to the door now, Deidara huffed angrily. "Then can I at least open the bedroom door a crack, un?"

"And let the LIGHT in?" Sasori gasped in pure horror. "NEVER!"

Deidara scooted on the bed, moving closer to Sasori. Pressing his hand to the other males vaguely clammy chest he groaned at the immaturity his boyfriend was displaying. "Sasori you're being ridiculous, un. Don't ruin a great evening with you being a child."

"Me being a child? You're the one who can't sleep without a nightlight!"

"Hey it is not a nightlight, it is a SOURCE of light, un!"

"Same thing!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

Nose to nose the two growled at each other. "Well, so what are we going to do to now?" Deidara huffed, moving from pressing his nose to his boyfriends to resting their foreheads together. "It's not like we're going to be sleeping quite just yet."

He was right. The two finally managed to have their first time together, they couldn't possibly spend the night apart by having Deidara move to the living room to sleep on the couch. If that happened, Sasori would never hear the end of it. Besides, now they both had a bit of fight pumping through their blood so there was no sleeping now.

"Well..." Sasori sighed heavily, pushing his breath against Deidara's lips as he calmed down. "We could maybe mmf!"

Quickly he was tackled by Deidara who had decided a round two was needed. Lest they continue to fight verbally.

Kissing down Sasori's neck he got busy rebuilding their relationship after that minor spat. "If we don't sleep, how about you show this naughty blond another wild time." He growled as he landed at the redheads Adam's apple and grazed his teeth along it. "Round two we should know what to do even more~"

"Mm, alright then." Sasori sighed at the sensation at his throat. Hurrah for round two as it was now know that it was SASORI who thought being bitten was hot and kinky. Not the other way around where Deidara was the subject of being bitten.

-x-

Collapsing down for the second time this evening, Sasori glanced at Deidara, taking note of the tired gaze directed towards the nothing that was the ceiling. Eyes glowing and skin more dewy than ever. Round two appeared to take an even greater toll on his dear blond.

It was his darling who was at the bottom of this powerful thing called sex.

Pursing his lips, Sasori sighed. "Alright fine, we will sleep with a minor source of light."

Deidara turned to his boyfriend, a loving look gleaming in his eyes. "Ohh Danna... Thank you! I knew you loved me, un!"

"Well..." Sasori chuckled. "One of us has to be reasonable sometimes. And you did have a bit of a point... What's another day sleeping with a blistering beam of light burning over my eyes."

Deidara grunted at the sound of resentment laced in Sasori's voice. Rude. Still, he had won for once. Taking the fall was something his Danna never did, so this was big of him to do.

"Aww, well..." Deidara started, dragging his fingers up Sasori's chest as he snuggled in. "For your good deeds let's see what your little brat can do for you in the morning, un."

Sasori leaned in and kissed as Deidara lips and collar bone before moving in as well, leaving just enough space between them. "Mmm, I like the idea of that."

"Goodnight, Danna." Deidara mumbled as he was forcefully rolled over to lie on his other side.

"Goodnight to you too you, spoiled brat." Sasori grumbled back as he pressed his body against his boyfriends to spoon him.

Yeah...

It was not a good night.

As time rolled on, Sasori couldn't sleep.

The stream of light burned at Sasori's white skin, the light not even near his face. Still his eyes were wide, glaring at the light that line that was pouring into HIS bedroom. His SANCTUARY! This was driving him mental! He just needed to wait until Deidara fell asleep.

Luckily for him, quick as lightning, Deidara's breathing grew heavy signaling to the redhead that his dear boyfriend had finally fallen asleep. He just needed to leave the bed carefully without waking his beloved. The last thing he needed was that hothead waking up to see him going back on his word.

'Slowly Sasori... Slowly.' He thought carefully pulling himself away. Deidara had different plans and wiggled back closer, looking for his disappearing heat source.

'Finally!'

-creak-

Sasori whipped his head back to the blond in the ever growing darkness. He feared Deidara would hear him and wake up, ready to fight again. Luckily for him he could see with that stream of light that Deidara hadn't even moved an inch.

Out of the bed even further, he crossed the floor, made his way over the curtain and closed it, but not before peeking over his shoulder to see Deidara's sleeping face. Him lying there in such a peaceful slumber.

'He sure is cute when he's sleeping and not talking about his shitty explosions'

More carefully his time, Sasori made his way back to his side of the bed and crawled back in. Snuggling in the back of Deidara's neck, he grasped the blondes hand as he too fell asleep in complete darkness.

Peace at last.

I'll give u part 2 tomorrow night to divi it up into two fun days

bye for now LOSERS