I was up and my kids were still asleep. I had just finished washing up and drying my hair. I was now looking for clothes to wear today. For me and them. Kisame, Zabuza, Deidara, Temari, Kankurō, and Gaara were all lying in their beds, sleeping. Gaara was beginning to twitch. I selected Gaara's clothes first before walking over and putting my hand on his forehead, shushing him back to sleep. His twitching slowed, his eyes clenched and then he was back to sleeping.

After that I went to all the other closets and picked out sets of cloths for them. Now all that I had to do was wake them up. I knew that as soon as I did I'd have trouble from some of them but there was nothing more I could do besides get them bath water. I didn't have enough tubs for each of them. I would see what I could do about that. I knew there were too many tubs in the hide out for all of us but I wouldn't be able to keep an eye on them.

I walked over to the light switch and flipped it. "Time to wake up." I said, turning to see if they got up. I saw them roll their heads to the side but Deidara did wake up. "Take your bath Deidara. Then I want you to get dressed."

"Yes Danna." He got up and moved, grabbing his clothes as he went. I walked to Kisame's bed to wake him up.

"Wake up Kisame, it's morning." He did and headed for the door.

"I'm going to go check on Itachi before I take my bath."

"Wait. I got you clothes." I took them to him before turning on Zabuza.

"What is it?" he growled.

"Excuse me, Zabuza, but I would like you to show me respect when you are talking to me." I scolded. He got out of bed and followed out with Kisame. Those two were friends and they also tried to kill each other. I was fine with that besides for the latter. So I turned to Temari.

She got up before heading for one of the bathrooms. I knew that today I wouldn't get any problems from her today. Kankurō got up just as easily and Gaara didn't give me any problems either. He just sat up and staid there.

"You can take your bath after one of them finish." I said, pointing to the doors. Gaara looked. It took a few minutes but Deidara came out dressed and then grabbed his cloak, putting it on. Gaara looked at Deidara for a minute before he got up and went and took his turn. Gaara seemed to not like Deidara but I hoped he would learn to get over it. I also understand Gaara's concern however. Deidara did attack him. I had made sure to give Deidei a spanking for that, after I had succeeded in knocking out Gaara. Deidara had complained but I didn't listen to his complaints.

"Why did you think it a good idea to attack my son again?" I asked, turning to Deidara. He froze.

"Uhhh… um… I didn't. I just thought it would be fun to go against the Kazekage. You know I bet if I hadn't his full attention you would have lost." I scoffed at him.

"And what is your hypothesis of why you didn't win?"

"Because I chose the wrong target, un. I chose him." I glared at him.

"Are you saying you would have attacked the village if I hadn't intervened?" At the look I was giving him, his tone of pride disappeared.

"Well yes but I didn't because you intervened. So I never did it. So it never happened."

"That isn't the point Deidara."

"Well my point is that I'm supposed to be an S rank criminal anyway."

"That was my village. I was the Kazekage before Gaara. I had a replacement until one of them were old enough to take the position. The criminal part is just something we just convince them of. For example I am considered a criminal because I 'deserted' my village."

"Leadersama makes us denounce our villages."

"He does that for appearances! Even he still loves the Leaf and the Rain villages. He still watches out for them."

"Okay! I'll never attack the Sand village. Will that make you happy Danna?"

"Yes. That will make me happy."

"If your a criminal for deserting then how is Leadersama a criminal?"

"I don't know that part and I don't know how you are a criminal. Mine is just an example of how being a criminal is just an excuse. The villages only think in black vs white. They do not believe in gray or any of the other colors. Unlike God, they do not consider the situation." I stopped talking as my other kids came out of the bathrooms. They were dressed now. "You all have time before breakfast, you may as you please." I turned around. "But don't get into trouble. Especially if you leave this room." I sat down and grabbed my bible to read.

(Deidara)

I had sat down at the TV first. Kisame and Zabuza were sitting on the couch as we watched Family Guy, one of my favourite shows but Danna was totally against it which is why I secretly watch it. Or at least word's not gotten to him yet. Then Tobi came in.

"Sasori doesn't like it when you watch that show Deidara." Tobi said. I scoffed at Tobi.

"What Danna doesn't know won't hurt him, un." Or me. "And if you tell Sasori, I'll make sure you hurt so bad you don't want to breathe." I replied. That was a good enough threat to keep Tobi's yap shut. Tobi gasped.

"It's a good show." Zabuza said, yawning. He'd just woken up and wasn't dressed in any clothes but the ones he'd slept in.

"Lay it easy on Tobi, Deidara. You don't want him running off. Sit down and watch it with us." Kisame offered. I glared at him.

"Tobi would like to watch Clifford." Ugh. Fine!

"After this episode." I complained.

"But there's only ten minutes before breakfast ready." Tobi whined. "Besides, Sasori won't be happy." Again with Danna as his excuse. Am I supposed to be afraid of him or something? I think not! I'm not afraid of Danna. Not one bit.

"Then after breakfast runt." I replied.

"Tobi is not a runt!" Tobi cried. Shit. I made him cry. I heard someone else coming in and looked, quickly changing the channel because it was Leadersama.

"What's going on in here?" He asked.

"Trying to find something to watch on the television." I answered. That was a half truth. A white lie if you must. White lies never hurt anyone.

"Tobi want to watch Clifford but they won't let Tobi."

"Well Tobi can watch Clifford when we get home. Tobi will be needed for today's mission." We have a mission? Does that include me or can I stay home and watch the television?

"Oh. Tobi forgot we're playing hide and go seek." Not me then.

"Yeah, we're looking for your age." Zabuza taunted. Kisame and I laughed. "I thought as an Akatsuki member you had to be older than that."

"Zabuza, don't bully Tobi. That's against my rules and Sasori's." Leadersama said, giving us all stern looks. We stopped laughing.

"I don't see-" Zabuza tried to say but Kisame interrupted him.

"Shut up Zabuza." Kisame warned.

"No Kisame, let Zabuza speak. You don't see why what?" Leadersama said. I froze when I heard Danna's voice.

"Kisame, Zabuza, Deidara. Stop bothering him and come into the dining room." Sasori called and headed inside himself. We got up and headed after him.

"Watch that attitude of yours Zabuza." Leadersama warned before heading into the room too. Tobi followed with Hinata.