Kitty Love

Summary: A few members plot to go against Xemnas' new rules. What will happen when Vexen's potion has mysterious effects on Xemnas? XemSai.

Warning: A little nakie time, nothing graphic. Some cussing. And a lot of cutesy-ness in Chapter 2.

Pairs: XemSai. A little AxelDemyx.

Rating: T

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Kingdom Hearts, Square Enix, or anything related to it.

Chapter 1.

First Plans

Xigbar walked into the room, infuriated. "Guess what?"

Xaldin and Luxord both looked up from their poker game. "What?"

"We can't gamble anymore."

Xaldin and Luxord went back to game playing. "We can sneak it." replied Luxord as he took a few coins and moved them in.

"Can we sneak nakie hour, too?"

"What!" yelled Luxord as he slammed his fists down on the table.

The three of them complained for the next two hours about how unfair the Superior was being at his rule making. "Not only did he cancel parties and nakie time, but he wants to take away public kissing away as well..."

"He's being unfair. That's outrageous!"

"What's 'outrageous'?" said Marluxia casually as he came in the living room and took a seat at the sofa across from them.

"No more parties, nakie hour, or kissing.. Can you believe that?"

Marluxia smiled and mumbled, "I'll still have nakie hour," and took a sip of his beverage.

Luxord looked around the room. "Maybe we can do something to change his mind."

"Yeah, like what?" said Xigbar, taking a seat next to Marluxia.

"Uh, we can streak around the castle." Marluxia responded.

"Not a bad idea."

"And then we can..."

"Can...?"

"You said he won't let us gamble or party, right?" asked Marluxia.

"Right."

"Well, then lets make a bet right in front of him and whoever loses has to kiss him."

Luxord rolled his eyes, "You would love to lose to that bet."

Marluxia giggled.

"And, if that doesn't work... I can always go to Vexen and see what he can do."

"Good plan."

"Tomorrow. Lets do it."

They nodded.

"Saix?" questioned Xemnas softly.

"Yes, sir?"

"Can you please tell Axel to stop burning Demyx's things?"

Saix nodded. "Yes, sir."

Saix walked down to IX's room and brought up his fist to knock on the door when...

"No! Axel! That one hurt...!" he heard Demyx complain.

"Sorry, I don't try to bite hard, y'know."

"Yeah, yeah. Just keep going."

Saix paused and brought his fist down. Guess I'll tell them later, he thought.

"Hey Fangs!" said Xigbar as he brought his hand down hard on Saix's shoulder.

"Hello. Don't call me that, Xigbar. One more time and you won't be able to speak, see, or breathe for that matter."

"Right... anyways..."

"Yes, Xigbar?"

"Maybe I shouldn't ask you..."

"Why not? Ask me what?"

"How do you feel about nakie time?"

"Uhh? Honest?"

"I like it."

"Okay, good! Well, the Superior wants to get rid of it."

"He does?"

"Yes. So, dude, we are going to streak around the castle, then place a bet on a game of strip poker, and whoever loses has to surprise kiss the superior. I'm sure you'll like it."

"Uhm."

"What'cha say?"

"No to the streaking. Maybe to the bet."

"Well, good. Are you up to it?"

Saix looked down and thought about it for a second. As he looked back up at Xigbar he nodded.

"Nice." Xigbar winked. "Maybe you can give a surprise kiss to the Superior?" Xigbar giggled and ran off.

Before Saix ran off to kill Xigbar, he heard footsteps quietly walk off.

"Axel, wait up!" Demyx said as he ran behind Axel. Naked.

Saix walked away at the horrible sight, all of the Organization members acting like complete idiots. Marluxia running with a basket of flowers in his hand, tossing them about. Larxene sitting and laughing. And Demyx and Axel playing tag. Everyone else besides Zexion, Xemnas, and Saix were not streaking. And sadly, beside those few...all of them were completely naked.

Xemnas walked up besides Saix, who had his head in his hand looking totally embarrassed.

"Come on, Saix! Show us what you got!" said Axel, laughing.

Larxene smirked. "Nah, Saix doesn't have anything to show."

"What's--" Xemnas said as he looked around the room to see all the naked people running about.

"I said no nakie time." Xemnas said sternly.

"Get him!"

"What!"

As Xemnas was ready to protest, Marluxia, Xigbar, Xaldin, and Luxord surrounded him and got closer to him. Xemnas tried to push them off gently, but they wouldn't budge.

Saix shook his head.

"Fine! You can have your nakie time! Just make sure it doesn't bother anyone else who doesn't like it. Me, for example."

They nodded and then as Xemnas walked off, they shouted out and threw their fists into the air with excitement. "Yes, we got nakie hour back!"

Later that day...

"Saix, are you losing on purpose?" Luxord said as Saix was already in only his underwear and socks.

Saix smiled some. "Of course not."

As Marluxia, Saix, Larxene, Luxord, Xaldin and Xigbar played the game of strip poker, Xemnas sneaked into the kitchen and the came back out into the front room to see a near naked Saix.

"What are you doing, Saix?"

"Playing strip poker. Care to join?"

"No. You know gambling is against the rules."

"This is part of nakie time, though."

"Yes, Superior?"

"Saix? Why?"

"Ha, you lost Saix!" yelled Xigbar triumphantly.

Saix looked down at his pile of coins. "Guess, I did."

"Well, you know the rules of the bet. Loser has to..." Luxord said and then pointed to Xemnas.

"Bet? So you are gambling?"

"Yep."

"Saix..."

"Why can't we gamble? No one's getting hurt... yet."

Xemnas put his hand to his head. "Fine. Fine! Gamble..." he got ready to stroll off when Saix grabbed his shoulder from behind. "Saix?"

"Yes, Superior?" Saix said and smiled, his mouth close to Xemnas' neck.

"What are you doing? What's gotten into you?"

"Nothing ye-- uhm, who knows." Saix lightly moved Xemnas shoulder so he faced him. Saix came in quickly, kissed Xemnas on the lips, and just as quickly as he kissed him he came out.

"What--"

Saix face flushed red. Crap, he thought, he doesn't look too happy.

"Saix..."

Everyone was laughing except a few who were momentarily stunned.

Xemnas looked at Saix and furrowed his brow. "Saix. I can't believe you."

Saix gulped and looked at Xemnas. He thought maybe Xemnas could like him back, but judging by his face it wouldn't happen any time soon.

"So, Xemnas, are you going to change the kissing rule?"

Xemnas glared at Luxord.

Now to Plan B...