Deceiver: HELLO EVERYBODY AND WELCOME TO! KANO! KIDO! WEEK! 2016!

And what a great day it is to start the week on Kano"s birthday (even though it was supposed to be for Day 7). Again I am working kerysamoguri with, where she will be doing the art while I write. Let's have fun! Shall we?

Oh, and yeah. This is her idea when I asked her what she wanted for KanoKido Week ahahaha (o/ / w / /o)

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Day 1: Kano's Birthday

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It was a quiet night, so quiet that it was peaceful. Kano was finding refuge here on his nightly walks without the usual bustling sounds the city provided the night, yet he felt lonely. Especially when no one greeted him on his special day.

Checking his phone again, he gave a sigh. "Some birthday this is," he grumbled, deciding to just go home; being out here and being back in the base would make no difference anyway. Usually the gang would throw a party on someone's birthday, but tonight no one said a word. Momo had a busy schedule today as the excuse, Shintaro was just being a shut in (with Ene tormenting him), Seto had work all day and night and Mary wanted to spend time with him. Hibiya and Konoha had to go back to Hiyori's relative's home for some business. And Kido…

He started to sulk. "And Kido didn't even wish me a happy birthday." He hoped for that the most from her, but nothing happened. Giving up, he started to head home, deciding to just put on a happy face but resent the gang for the rest of his life. After all, they care so much about him.

The only hope he had was for at least Kido to be in the living room, waiting for him. But so much for that though. His hope diminished when he saw all the lights were off in the base. The couch where Kido always sat and waited was empty, making his heart ache. Resolving to just brush this aside as much as he could, he headed to his room, trying to be as quiet as possible as he opened the door and turn on the lights–

"What the-!?"

Kido was lying on his bed, a bright blush on her face as she laid there in a seductive pose. Her only attire was a new pair of sexy black lingerie, which was barely covering up the important parts of her body. It didn't help with how the chocolate sauce was dribbling off her body and onto his bed, and that was when Kano noticed she was also decorated with cream and strawberries on top.

"H-Happy birthday, Shuuya…" Kido stuttered out, trying very hard to not squirm. Kano was staring at the sight, his pants becoming tighter. Oh God, he never seen her so…

"Well, what are you waiting for?" she snapped from impatience. "Come and eat me."

That did it. Kano started to strip at the speed of light before he pounced at her. "ITADAKIMASU!"

And Kido screamed in surprised, for she couldn't do anything as he started to devour her everything.

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"The gang said since most of them were busy today, they decided to celebrate tomorrow." Kido said as she turned off the taps, leaning back against Kano's chest as they both got a good soak in the bathtub. After a nice long shower to cleanse away the sticky fluids all over their body, they deserved a good soak. The warm water surrounding them was a different bliss from what they just experienced. "But knowing you would be upset, I decided to surprise you myself."

He gave a nod in understanding. "Do they know what you planned?"

A splash to his face before Kido replied. "No, they didn't. And don't you dare tell them what I did for your birthday."

"Of course not!" Kano grinned as he cuddled her again more closely. "I mean, this present is something I want to keep to myself."

"Good," she huffed as she turned away. Seeing her a bit pouty from that one comment (and how submissive she was just then), Kano decided wiping a wet towel over her body.

"Ah…" Kido sighed in bliss, closing her eyes as she lulled her head back onto his shoulder. A small peck to her cheek made her open her eyes again, and she saw Kano smiling.

"Thank you, Tsubomi. Best present ever."

She smiled back, her hand coming up to touch his face. "Glad you liked it."

There was another kiss. This time on the lips and much gentler compared to the earlier ones. Pulling back, they admired each other more. "I love you…"

"I love you too."

Giving a small giggle, Kano huggled her close again. Kido gave a small laugh at his affection, her hands clinging onto the arms wrapped around her. "And…"

There was a pause. "And?"

"Next time you can eat me up on your birthday."

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Deceiver: Dirtier version is published seperatedly.

AGAIN! IT WAS KEYSAMOGURI'S FAULT FOR SUGGESTING THIS TO BE KANO'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT. And here's the art:

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