Hay guize! This is a oneshot that I came up with last nigh when I ws falling aslep! Lemme know how I did! And plz no flamz. I uz them to roast marshmallows!1!
Disclamer:
Me: Take it away boiz!
Dark Link: ILLUMINATI_MAGIKARP does not own LoZ
Link: Hay I was supposed to say that!
Me: Shut it Link! You can do the nex won!
Zelda: On to the story!1!1
A Night in Hyrule
It was finally night in Hyrule castle town. Link really likde the night tiem b/c its when his wife zelda was still et work in the castle. Link liked his wife but he also liked his alone time when he dint have to talk to her althe time. Navi used to talk to him but he killed her when know one was loking becuz she kept giving him dum hints that he dint need.
He lied down on there bed that they shard evar since the got married. Just when his mind (and his hand lololol) started to wander hes wife walked thro the door.
"Ohai Link!" she shooted and jumped on teh bed w/ him. She loked down and saw his hand in his pants and his super-embarrassed-flushed face "Oh I can take care of taht for you" she winked Linnk laughed nervously an tried to shift awa from his wife
A lod band was herd and both of the blonds loked up to se… Shiek! He wuz wearing only his hat and underware! Zeldas mouth was gapping open an link tried desparatly to hid his ragin bonar.
"Sheki wat are you doing hear?" Zelda scramed at the Shiekah boy "Me and Link were just about to have private times!"
"Oh Link I thoght yew said Zel woudnt be back for a couple hour?" Shiek nerviously axed.
"OMG Link were yo cheating on meh?!" Lezda sramed at he rhuzband
"Zelda" Lanic goht down on won nee and loked into her eyes "I am a ragin homosexual. I am completely in love wit Shiek"
A tear ran down Zeldas face nd she run out of teh room. After a few steps she giggled toi herself seh opened the closent nex to her room and pulled a dark figure frum to coats withinn.
"Dar baby the spell worked!" Zelda scramed, kissing the new guy that loked so much like Link but wasn't really link a tall. Dark link walked out of teh closet an smiled.
"Excallent!" he shoted! "Now that teh fairy boi is gay we can run off nd get marry!"
Then dark Link an Zelda run into a spare bedrom to have you know what!
Thankies for reading my story! Plz review and remember, NO FLAMEZ! I think I really outdid mysyfl this time! Dont forget to fav and fallow for more!