Hey everyone! It's me ILLUMINATI_MAGIKARP back with another multi-chapter story! I do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters (but I totally wish I did because then I could make them all sleep with each other!)

Billy's Love

Hello! My name is Billy and I will be narrating this tale. As you can probably guess from the archive you just clicked on, I'm a wizard. Not only that, I was actually Harry's twin, separated from him at birth! Can you believe it? Voldemort's followers found me and took me in to raise me as a death eater, hoping to find out about how the dark lord was defeated. "Defeated", as if he could actually be conquered. Prats.

Oh, but of course I didn't know any of this on the first day of our sorting. I was hanging out in the train with my best friend Draco Malfoy (his father was one of the ones that helped raise me) and our two friends Crabb and Goyle. Of course, neither of us liked them. Hey, they were mostly just there to be meat shields in case anything tried to hurt us.

Another little known fact about me, I happen to be bisexual. Who'da thunk it amirite? Of course I had a tiny crush on Draco ever since we were kids, but that hope was dashed when I discovered that he was entirely and irrevocably straight. Sucker, like he'll ever find any cute girls to sleep with in Slytherin. Which is where we both knew we were going.

Oh and that Potter kid may have annoyed us a few times while we were on the train. Really we just sneered and waved him off to look for that obnoxious toad or whatever they were doing. Filthy peasants can't to nothing right. Actually, I would never admit this to Draco, but I actually though Harry was kind of cute. It was probably the scar. Facial scars are hot.

Eventually the train made it to the school and we all changed into our robes for the sorting ceremony (Draco made me leave the train car, like I'd wanna see any of that anyways) We made our way up the stairs into the great hall and joked and horsed around while the pesky Gryffindor teacher explained to us how this all worked. Like I didn't know already, only mudbloods don't know how these affairs work.

Our names were called in alphabetical order to go up to the sorting hat. Of course, with my last name being Zanderbergen I was called close to last. I could wait though, I already knew which house the sorting hat would put me in. When it was my turn I plopped onto the stool and felt the hat fall onto my head. This made me a bit nervous, as Draco's house was called before the thing could hardly touch his head. I didn't worry too much though. That is, until it started talking in my ear.

"Ah, yes, yes, I know where I'm going to put you" The hat muttered in my ear

I couldn't help but smirk, but then I heard the voice again, "Not particularly cunning, nor intelligent… And not brave, no, not brave at all"

A great sense of fear washed over me, I'd read enough horror stories to know where this was going.

"Yes, I think you belong in…. HUFFLEPUFF" the hat shouted. I could see Draco's look of surprise and betrayal as I red-facedly walked over to the table of losers and took my place at the end. What kind of dark lord follower was I, to be placed in Hufflepuff? Now I would have to sit at lunch with that prick Diggory and that obnoxious boy Neville. Oh wait, he got Gryffindor? Even that screw up got a better house than I did! What kind of bullshit is this?!

I sighed and tried to relax. My adoptive parents are some powerful people, I'm sure they could get this decision reversed. Hell, they're even more powerful than Dumbledore! I'm even more powerful than Dumbledore! I have tons of magical experience, why do I even need to be going to this bullshit school? I could probably take down each one of these teachers with my hands tied behind my back!

I leaned on my elbow and did a quick survey of the surrounding students, all enjoying their dinners before they went to bed for the night. It was when I finally glanced across at the Gryffindor table that I saw the most beautiful specimen I've ever seen in my entire life. Their long, flowing red hair and freckled face made time practically stop for me. Their robes looked a bit shabby and they were stuffing food into their mouths like they would never eat again. I'm sure I could fix those last two things if given enough time and money. I also realized that I did not know this man's name. I had to find out, it was love at first sight!

OMGOMGOMGBILLYHASEALOVEINTEREST I wonder who it could be? I already know! Don't forget to fave, follow, and review for more! Teheheeh Allonsy!