I wrote this as a joke and I've been told off everyone I know to post it. I'm not too keen on Dick and Dom in da Bungalow but I love watching them play Bogies. I wrote a couple but I think this one was the funniest.
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Int. JLA Watchtower
It had been a dull month; no major super villain threats had been made. Really the most interesting thing to have happened had been a rather amusing incident involving a small cat being stuck up a tree. So at this months meeting the issues under discussion were not up to their usual standards. Batman had something interesting to talk about, he was in the middle of explaining his new idea to prioritise any time they had which was, like this month had been, quiet. When a soft murmur was heard, too faint to make out who had said it
"Bogies"
Batman shut up and cast a dark look around the table, trying to identify the guilty party. The faces of all gathered were straight, with the exception of Plastic Man, who had enlarged his ears to elephant proportion in order to hear who had spoken out of turn.
"Anyway, as I was saying...
"Bogies" A little louder this time. Again Batman glared at the other members of the JLA. Green Lantern was sat with his hand covering his mouth, suppressing a giggle.
"Was that you? What do you think you're doing? This is an important part of..."
"Bogies" Louder again, and it wasn't Green Lantern, Batman had been watching him the whole time. Superman had a bemused look on his face, Plastic Man's ears threatened to overtake the entire room given half a chance. Green Lantern put his hand to his forehead, giggling like a child.
"Bogies!" He shouted, before putting his head on the table. At the opposite end of the table The Flash laughed.
"Lantern? What is this about?" Wonder Woman tried to ask. The Flash laughed again, threw back his head and yelled
"Bogies!" He then looked across at Green Lantern as if to say 'Your turn'. Lantern looked back at him, laughed, drew a breath, laughed again, drew another breath and held it. Flash grinned, then Lantern yelled louder than ever.
"Bogies!"
Flash shook his head, giggling like something gone wrong. He bit his tongue, looked at the table as if thinking about it, then screamed
"BOGIES"
Lantern had his head on the table again; Flash snickered, and for a moment it looked like Lantern wasn't going to pick his head back up. Then he sat up straight, threw his hands up and shouted
"BOGIES"
Flash rubbed at his eye, giggling and biting his lower lip. He glanced around at everyone sat round the table then yelled
"BOGIES"
Lantern had had enough. He didn't wait to see what everyone's reaction had been. He leapt up onto the table and screamed at the top of his lungs
"BOGIES!"
Flash laughed at him, tried to draw air into his lungs but failed, he was laughing so hard.
"OK, ok, you win!" He managed to gasp. Lantern, still stood on the table, raised his arms in triumph. A few people clapped, Plastic Man used the excuse to turn himself into a giant trophy. Batman just shook his head
"Can we get back to business now?"