Naruto the Vampire Slayer
Chapter 1: Where the hell am I?
"Demon Release: Rasen Shuriken." screamed Naruto as he threw his most powerful attack at the momentarily stunned Madara Uchiha, the attack hit and envelop the last remaining Uchiha, Sasuke previously defeated by him.
"This is the end of you Madara, it may have cost me the use of y chakra but it was worth it." said Naruto as he looked over his burned hands, the attack he had just use was powerful but it had a high price, the attack burned all of his tenketsu points to the point that he no longer could mold even a bit of his chakra, after this fight he would be just a civilian…well a civilian with a demon on his belly but a civilian none the less.
"Ahh." screamed Madara as the attack finally died down, what Naruto saw made his gasp a little, Madara's body was completely shredded,, the only thing remaining was his torso and half his face.
"I can't…believe…that my…Moon Eye Plan…was stopped…by a lowly Genin…" said Madara as he used his remaining eye to glare at the blonde.
"But…even thou…you have…defeated me here…you won't…get to brag or…enjoy it…KAMUI." Madara screamed the last part as his remaining eye change into that of the Mangekyo Sharingan, Naruto didn't even have time to react as he was sucked into a portal that appeared behind him. The portal disappeared that was the last time anyone in the elemental countries was ever going to hear of their blonde savior.
"Hahaha totally worth it." said Madara as his eye change back to his normal empty black, the last of his chakra and will used up to defeat his most annoying enemy.
Inside the Portal
Naruto was swirling around in a world of white, Naruto laid back and started slipping into unconsciousness as his body started to dissolve, he was about to succumb to death when he felt a swirling of power coming from the seal on his belly. He lifted his shirt to see his seal burning bright red.
"Ok this is getting weird." said Naruto as his belly suddenly exploded in a flash of red energy, forcing Naruto shielded his eyes with his hand, when the light had vanished Naruto removed his hand to see the Kyuubi in all his wonder standing…or floating in front of him.
"So…you come here often?" joked Naruto as he saw the huge scowl on the demon lords face. Kyuubi just snarled and growled.
"Quit with the funny runt…now that your about to die, I'm here to offer one last gift." said the Kyuubi, Naruto stared at it in surprise for a few seconds until he spoke.
"Why…I thought you enjoy watching me vanish into nothingness." said Naruto, the Kyuubi grinned and started to shrink down to the size of a horse.
"I month ago I would have loved nothing more that to watch you burn, but now…you have redeem me, you ended the life of a man that manage to control and make a puppet out of me and for that I will grant you a gift." said the Kyuubi.
"What kind of gift." said Naruto, the demon fox just smiled and took a sitting position, Naruto did the same, his body returning to normal when the Kyuubi popped out of him.
"The gift I will give you is a new life…" said Kyuubi, Naruto was about to ask what he meant but was silence by the demon lord.
"I want to tell you a story runt…in the beginning there were many pure demons, we were called The Old Ones, which by the way, not very flattering." said the Kyuubi as it chuckled at the dumbfounded look on Naruto's face.
"You…made…a joke, holy shit I really am dying." said Naruto as he laugh at the scowl on Kyuubi's face.
"Anyway…we all lived in the same dimension, there we all ruled and fought to our hearts content, we were worshiped as gods by lesser demons, but somehow we lost claim over that world…some of the old ones died by each others hand, others were driven of the dimension but some of us simple got bored of the constant fighting and decided to leave on out own, I and the other Biju used to be one entity…We were Jubi and he along with a couple more were worshipped as gods even by the Old Ones." said the Kyuubi, he saw that Naruto was too intrigue by his story to talk so he kept going.
"Now that dimension we used to call ours is home to others species the most dominant being the humans, so gift to you is that instead of leaving you in these nothing to die, I will use my power to sent you there." said the Kyuubi, then he stood and slammed all of his tails down on Naruto's body caused a massive amount of energy to enveloped the blonde, when it cleared the energy had burned off Naruto's clothing, he looked the same as before but his whisker marks looked more faded and his wild blonde hair had red highlight on it.
"What did you do to me." said Naruto in a pissed off voice. The Kyuubi laughed before he backed away and grew in size again.
"I gave you some gift so you could survive in this new world, since you can't no longer use chakra I gave your muscle mass a boost, you are now as strong as ten men, as fast a Chunin ninja and gave you better reflexes and senses I also implanted in your brain some of languages that world uses I also left you with your regeneration ability, just cause I know how much you enjoy getting hurt." said the Kyuubi as he used his tail to open up two portals one next to Naruto and another next to him.
"What will you do." said Naruto, the Kyuubi grinned and pointed to the portal next to him.
"I am going to go and find myself a nice little hell dimension to conquer and wait for my brothers to find me so we can once again become a god." said the Kyuubi as it laughed at the look on Naruto's face.
"Now Naruto go…and live." said the Kyuubi as it used his tail to push Naruto into the portal, Naruto yelped for a few seconds before looking at the demon lord in the eyes and mouthing a simple 'THANK YOU".
"Your welcome little Naruto…Now I just wish I could see you face when you come upon your first vampire." said the Kyuubi jokingly, after a few more seconds on laughing the demon lord jumped through his portal.
Sunnydale Middle of the Night
"Damn Vamps." said Buffy as she kicked one of the five vampires that were attacking her in the chest, she spin and kicked another one in the privates and used her stake to kill the third.
"So you guys get serious or what?" asked Buffy as she punch the first vampire in the face and elbow the fifth on the face, she was about to kill it when her hands were grabbed by the second and fourth vampires. The first and the fifth started punching her in the face and stomach.
"So slayer, what happen to all that bravado you had before." said the first vampire, he had long black hair and for some reason he had a guitar strapped to his back. All the vampires threw Buffy against a wall and stood in front of her preparing to strike. They were about to jump on her when a huge explosion went off behind them, sending them flying all around the cemetery.
"Whoa, that sure was lucky." said Buffy as she stood up and peak over the new grater that had formed on the place the explosion happened, when she peaked she saw that on the center of the grater was a young man, he had blonde hear with red streaks and…he was naked.
"Ok…it's raining men." said Buffy, she was about to jump in to the crater but was stopped by the punch that sent her flying back towards the one of the tombstones.
"Ok…now I'm pissed off." said Buffy as she stood up and prepared to kick some ass, she was about to hit one of the vampires when both parties stopped when they heard someone groan. The four vampires and Buffy turned to look towards the source of the groan to see that the naked young man that was previously unconscious on the ground was standing on the edge of the crater with a confuse look on his face. Buffy turned her head with a blush on her face at having seen the blonde's…parts.
"What the hell am I?' said Naruto as he stared at the four guys with the weird faces and at the cute blonde girl fighting them.
"Get him." said the vampire with the black hair as two of the vampires broke off and tackled him to the ground, Buffy ran forward to help the blonde but was intercepted by the leader of the group and his lackey.
"Where the hell do you think your going?" said the leader of the pack of vampires as he threw a punch, Buffy ducked under the punch and drove her stake on the lackeys chest dusting him.
"Ahh can't find good help these day's." said the leader of the pack as he threw off his dark red leather jacket and pulled out a long dagger. Buffy stared at the dagger for a few seconds before she dashed forwards and use and slammed her fist on the vampires face, the vampire dropped the dagger and tried to kick Buffy, but she had back flipped and slammed her foot on his shin sending the vampire down to the floor.
"You won this round Slayer but next time…I'll drain you dry." said the vampire before he stood up and ran, Buffy was about to go after him bet remembered the blonde that had been tackled to the ground.
When she turned she saw that both vampires were on the ground unconscious and that one of them wasn't wearing any pants and the other was missing his shirt and shoes, she walked up to them and quickly dusted them.
"Ok so that's how you kill them, I snapped their necks twice and they still came at me." said a voice from behind them, when she turned she saw the blonde putting on the dark red jacket the leader of the vampires had discarded.
"Whoa this is a nice jacket ." said Naruto as he finished putting on the jacket, he was now dressed in a black button up shirt, dark blue jeans and red sneakers. And he was twirling around the long dagger that leader of the vamps had dropped.
"How did you do that, they were actually trained vampires, they even gave me a run for my money." said Buffy as she stood next to the blonde and had to suppress a blush when she saw the big grin that appeared on his face.
"Ahh that was nothing those guys were punks I didn't even break a sweat, but what the hell is a vampire." said Naruto as he placed the dagger away inside one of the pocket's f his new jacket.
"Well that's kind of a long story…" said Buffy as she sat on one of the tombstones. Naruto smiled and sat on the tombstone in front on her.
"Well I got time." said Naruto as he listened to Buffy tell him all about vampires. Naruto just sat there intently listening to all the details that the really talkative girl was spouting.
2 hours later
"Ok that's a hell of a lot to process…so vampires and demons huh?' said Naruto as he jump up from the tombstone and started circling around Buffy.
"Yeah pretty much but now that you know how to kill them…." said Buffy but was suddenly interrupted by Naruto.
"So how come you know some much about vampires and demons and stuff." said Naruto, Buffy started to fidget with her necklace out of nervousness.
"Well you see…it actually…kind of…my job." Buffy whispered the last part but Naruto's keen hearing manage to catch it.
"So this is your job…what do you mean." said Naruto as he once again took his sitting position in front of Buffy and stared at her intently.
"Well you see, I'm kind of the slayer." said Buffy as he chest puffed up a little with pride, Naruto recognize that as the same pride he had when he told people he was a Genin of the Hidden Leaf Village.
"What's a slayer?" asked Naruto.
"Well you see, In every generation, there is a Chosen One. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness." said Buffy as she flinched from the look on Naruto's face.
"She alone will stand against the vampires…that's bullshit, and it's not fair why do you have to do it alone, aren't there any warriors to…I don't know help you or something." said Naruto as he angrily stood up.
"Well…yes and no, but I have friends that help me, they help with research and stuff, there's also Giles he's my watcher." said Buffy, Naruto huffed and sat back down, a pissed of look still plastered all over his face.
"What's a watcher." said Naruto, Buffy smiled at the look on the blonde's face and started telling him all about the slayer, her duties, the watcher council and her friends.
"So…this is a really interesting dimension, not as dangerous as my home but still pretty good." said Naruto. Buffy stared at him for a few seconds before speaking.
"I was meaning to ask you…what's up with the crater and the explosion…where the hell did you come from." said Buffy, Naruto stared at the night sky for a while before deciding that since Buffy had been so honest with him he should do the same.
"Well this is a really long story." said Naruto as he gave her a smile and started recounting his whole tale…he told her of his birth, the Kyuubi sealing, his childhood, his training as a ninja, the whole Akatsuki deal, his final fight with Madara the way the traitor Uchiha used those dirty eyes to sent him to his death and finally he told her of the deal he made with the Kyuubi to be transported to this world.
"Whoa not that's one hell of a story." said Buffy as she stood up and grabbed Naruto's hand. She then pulled him to his feet and started to drag him out of the cemetery.
"Where are you taking me Summers." said Naruto as he was been dragged by the slayer. Buffy ignored the blonde and continued walking.
"Well since your new here in this dimension you're going to need a place to stay and Giles is going to want to meet you." said Buffy and before Naruto could complain he was pulled and dragged out of the cemetery and towards the High school where the Scoobies where waiting Buffy to return from her nightly rounds.
END CHAPTER
NEXT CHATER: MEET THE SCOOBIES