"I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR TODAY!" A voice rang out through all of District Thirteen. Haymitch Abernathy was literally jumping all over the walls, scaring off all the little children and citizens. It was obvious he had too much to drink. Again. He dashed to the Conference room where President Coin, Katniss, and many others gathered around a long table.
"No, I'm not wearing underwear today!" He chanted once more as he burst through the steel doors.
"Not that you probably care much about my underwear," He hopped onto the table in the middle of the room, kicking all of the objects off of it, sending valuable papers flying into the air. "Still none the less, I gotta saaaaaaaaay," Everyone was covering their ears by the last note, trying to drown his voice out. Haymitch threw his head back, screamed to the ceiling, and extended his arms to the side while.
He yelled the last line while shaking wild jazz hands. "THAT I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR TODAAAAAAAAY~". After the last note, he collapsed in the middle of the long table, laughing hysterically.
"Get a life!" Katniss screamed in his face before storming out of the conference room.