Dopey: Evil Genius
Don't underestimate me
It's a fatal mistake
You see me as clumsy
To stupid to talk
But that's all part of my plan
The one where I end up rich
With 6 dwarf sized bodies
Decomposing in a ditch
It's simple really
Not hard to explain
All I have to do
Is make one little claim
I get them insured
Then set them a flame
Or maybe I'll vary
On how they all die
I'll stab 'em
I'll burn 'em
I'll burry 'em alive.
It took me a while
To get them all to agree
We need to make plans
For the future you see
But after that fight
Filled with turmoil and fear
For the life of Snow White
The one even I hold dear
They all then agreed
To head to the bank
And sign all the forms
A wonderful sight to see
So all that was left
For me to do was
Dispose of my brothering
But that will have to wait
For now
The other 6 dwarfs
Are calling for me.
Oh woewas me oh woewas you
I've got some terrific news
The 7 dwarfs are down to 6
With one of our own dead in the ditch
It was Sleepy to go first
So how did he die?
Well let's just say
He was to tired to see
My cunning, my craft
The edge of the cliff
So here we all are now
In front of his grave
The others are still crying his name
They say to me
"Don't worry Dopey"
"It wasn't your fault"
"You couldn't have warned him"
"Heck you can't even talk"
The next lot to go
Happy, Sneezy and Doc
The driver you see
He sneezed up a lot
'specialy with the car filled with enough pepper to fill a side walk
4 down with 2 left to go
The next one was Grumpy
The reason be he was to smart to clever
He caught on to me
So I bashed in his skull
And blamed it on the prince
With the help of Snow White
My partner my life
Bonnie to my Clyde
Only one more left
Bashful to go
So we burnt him alive
Trapped in the house wouldn't you know?
So now I'm all finished my plan was a success with me a Snow White in Hawaii to live out our lives with only the best.