hola my friends, i have an erge for some funny, so i wrote this, hope you like it.
Disclaimor:( I'm afraid not
It was a normal day at the cave, M'gann was cooking, and Wally sat on the couch with Robin leaning back against him, using his glove computer.
"dude, is it really necessary to be leaning on me wile doing that. Couches have backs for a reason you know"
"is it necessary for M'gann to make culinary catastrophes?"
"well that's new"
"I wanted to put my feet up and lean against the arm, but you were in the way"
"you know there's another arm, and a whole other couch?"
"yeah but I enjoy your adolescent complaining…you're a hero, man, you can handle me leaning on your arm slash side"
"whatever,"
Wally looked toward to kitchen, where M'gann was cooking…um…something, her creations were never very clear as to what they were both before, and after they were made.
M'gann floated over, stirring something; it looked like cookie dough, and would probably turn into something similar to cookies. They were, obviously, supposed to be cookies, but they never really turned out looking that way, or tasting that way.
"M'gann, you have made good batches of cookies, probably about four, out of the 127. Why, exactly, do you keep trying?"
Asked Wally, raising a brow. M'gann smiled.
"so I can get better" she replied cheerfully
"practice makes perfect. Besides I thought you liked my cookies"
M'gann laughed a little, with an amused smirk
Artemis entered the room, with a scoff
"not like you two could do any better, Baywatch"
She said, pointing to the two boys on the couch, she had heard their conversation wile walking down the hallway.
"I bet we could, Rob and I could make the best cookies, any day"
Robin looked up from his computer screen.
"we're doing what now?" Artemis continued with a laugh
"yeah right, as if you and Robin could do any better then M'gann and I"
"I bet we could"
Wally stood up suddenly, causing Robin to fall back into the couch
"when did I get sucked into this?"
Asked Robin sitting up. He stared from left to right looking at the two heroes he sat between. They intensely glared at each other.
"what have I told you two about glaring?"
Kaulder's voice suddenly rang in their ears, causing all of them to look back at the entrance of the hallway. Kaulder stood, with a, usual, serious face.
"we're having a cooking contest"
Artemis blurted out. Kaulder raised an eyebrow.
"what?"
"Wally said that M'gann can't make good cookies, I told him that he couldn't do better and now M'gann and I are going to be a team and compete against Wally and Robin"
"we don't have time to be having a cooking competition; this team is not a social club"
M'gann stepped in
"but it could be a good team building exercise"
Kaulder sighed
"fine, you can do what you'd like, but when a mission is assigned I expect you to be ready"
"you're starting to sound like Batman…something wrong?"
Asked Robin.
"I am fine, but in Atlantis, Black Manta continues to attack our city. We almost lost the battle just a few days ago. I just need to clear my head. I'm sorry if I was acting…too stern and inconsiderate"
"it's alright"
said Wally
"you know what would really clear your head? A nice batch of cookies"
Kaulder could tell where this was going.
"we do need a taste tester"
Said Artemis, hands on hips.
"wait wait wait wait"
Started Robin
"I never agreed to this"
"oh come on Rob"
Begged Wally
"no, I was trained by The Batman. I Hack computers, not make cookies"
"alright fine I'll do it myself then"
Wally crossed his arms
"I think there should be even teams,"
Said superboy entering the room, and sitting on the couch next to Kaulder
"I mean, it's only fair, right. If one team has two people then they're most likely at an advantage"
"yeah, but I bet Rob won't do it because he can't make cookies for the life of him"
Mocked Wally
"excuse me?"
Said Robin sounding insulted
"I could have you begging for more with my cookies"
"I doubt it"
Artemis laughed as the two boys argued about cookies
"really guys, I thought you were supposed to be a team?"
Asked Artemis in between giggles.
"Fine!"
Said Robin giving up
"I'll be in your little competition"
"good"
Said Artemis with a smirk
"then we'll start now"
"is there a time limit?"
"two hours, three batches, all different, we start in an hour"
"and what happens if we win?"
asked Wally, stepping into the conversation
"if you both win then M'gann and I will pull a prank on Batman"
Wally was wide eyed at this, a prank on Batman was priceless, especilly sayig that it would probably end up in some kind of punishment that Wally will have the enjoyment of viewing. Just the prank itself would be hilariouse since Wally isn't brave enough to do it himself.
"okay, and if you win then I will attemp to find Robin whe he's hidden"
Artemis had to cover her laugh, she could just imagen Wally wondering around aimlesly looking for the ninja like boy. his attempts would be futile and his agrivatio would be very funy in the eyes of Artemis.
"Alright, it's a deal then"
Wally and Artemis shook hands
"so we have an hour right? before we have to start"
asked Robin. Artemis nodded
Robin smirked
"good, then I'll be back in an hour"
in the blink of a eye Robin was gone, leaving his signiture cackle to the wind.
"did that scare anyone else a little?"
Asked Wally looking arond. Artemis nodded
Hey guys, this is a nice little thing I made up on the spot, it's probably going to have three chapters, it won't be long, I promise, and I hope you find it really funny. R&R please, thanks! J