This one is somewhat related to the script Arkahm Doctors, but it is written about a different yet similar story. For the record my bro and I do NOT own Batman (I know you guys get tired of people saying this statement a lot. I for one am sick of it because we get it, it even says this is a website for fan fiction. But it's for caution just in case) Enjoy, don't enjoy. Comment, don't comment. Nod your head gleefully and announce that this is the greatest masterpiece of all time, or shake your head out of disappointment and commence homicide. Whatever you wish to do is in your hands.
Dr. Gretchen: Welcome to Arkahm Asylum my fellow doctors. I see that you all are from Wayne Enterprises and came to enlighten on your research. My name is Doctor Gretchen.
Warden Sharpe: It seems that the asylum doesn't have the budget to hire any doctors for our random inmates.
Dr. Gretchen: So it was very nice of Bruce Wayne to send you all. Let us begin with the roll call. Ummm Dr. Victor Fries.
Dr. Victor Fries: Call me Mr. Fries; everyone does. I study on Cryogenic Isolation.
Dr. Gretchen: Dr. Edward Nigma and Jervis Tech.
Dr. Edward Nigma: At your service. Me and Dr. Tech study on brain waves of the mind.
Dr. Jervis Tech: Oh yes we do!
Dr. Gretchen: Umm…hmm, Dr. Icahbod Crane?
Dr. Jonathan Crane: You are confusing me with the character from Sleeping Hollow. My name is Jonathan Crane.
Dr. Gretchen: I'm deeply sorry.
Dr. Jonathan Crane: It's alright. That story and I have something in common, which involves a piece of my research on Emotion.
Dr. Gretchen: Dr. Jason Woordrue.
Dr. Jason Woordrue: Greetings, I believe I'll give the introduction of my lovely assistant Pamela Isley.
Dr. Pamela Isley: Call me Pam. Jason and I study on Nature's concoctions.
Dr. Gretchen: Dr. Melvin Moral.
Dr. Kelvin Moral: It's Kelvin Moral, and I study on the act of insects.
Dr. Gretchen: And finally Dr., um… Do you like to be preferred as Kirk Langstrom?
Dr. Langstrom: Hmm? Oh, that's fine by me. Sorry that I haven't heard you said that, I have poor hearing.
Dr. Gretchen: Then I'll speak to you louder next time.
Dr. Langstrom: No need to; that's why I am studying the art of audible range.
Warden Sharpe: Okay, each of you will be given a project for your research in duos, and you are allowed to choose a couple of inmates for test subjects. Dr. Victor Fries and Dr. Kirk Langstrom will be together on the Homeopathic Preservation Project.
Dr. Langstrom: Alright.
Dr. Victor Fries: I must need space for… an important and special item I have.
Warden Sharpe: Sure. Dr. Jason Woordroe and Pamela Isley will be together on the Arboreal Preservation Project.
Dr. Pamela Isley: Thank you Mr. Sharpe.
Dr. Jason Woordroe: I'll have my men gather things from South America to be brought here.
Warden Sharp: Dr. Edward Nigma and Jervis Tech will be on the Mental Preservation Project.
Dr. Edward Nigma: Ah mental, a word for the system of the mind.
Dr. Jervis Tech: Oh goodie!
Warden Sharp: And Lastly Dr. Jonathan Crane and Kelvin Moral on the Manipulation Preservation Project.
Dr. Kelvin Moral: Sounds good to me.
Dr. Jonathan Crane: Can we hurry this on; I may like to start on my research.