Silent Knight: Hey guys, I'm doing this dare thing where you give reviews to what you want the Resident Evil characters - with big roles or small - to do and they HAVE to do it; no exceptions!!! It can be ANYTHING.

Leon: -Scared- I don't really like this idea...

Ashley: -Smiles- Well, I think it might be a good idea!!!

Leon: -Looks Shocked- You actually think that this is a good idea?!?! Are you nuts, woman?!?!?!?

Ashley: -About to Cry-

Silent Knight: Leon, tell Ashley you're sorry or ELSE!!!

Leon: Never!! -Runs Away-

Ashley: -Appalled- You're actually going to let him go just like that? Aren't you like gonna stop him or anything??? I mean, you can't just LET him leave this place, it won't be fair to the others!

Silent Knight: -Places Finger On Lips- ...wait for it...

(Silence)

Leon: -Runs In and Falls To The Floor- I made it, I actually made it!!! Now, I can go have hot, hot sex with Claire and Ada...at the SAME TIME!!! -Laughs Evilly-

Silent Knight and Ashley: ...

Leon: -Looks Up And Sees Them, Pales- ...um, you didn't hear that, did you...?

Ashley: I am NEVER EVER going to be the same again...thanks a lot Leon...

Silent Knight: God, you are so sick minded Leon, don't ever talk to me...PLEASE...!

Leon: -Looks Away- With pleasure.

Silent Knight: I am SOOOO sorry you had to see that guys. Anywho, please review and send in your dares. Remember, you can ask for anything for any character in Resident Evil. It doesn't matter even if they hadn't really been that much in the story.

Ashley: You can even dare daddy!!!

President: -Pops In- No, they can't.

Silent Knight: Yes, they can so shut up you little piece of...-swears-

Everyone: -Look At Yours Truly-

Silent Knight: -Looks At Them- ...what...?

President: Wow. I never thought you had that in you.

Ashley: Me too.

Leon: Me three.

Chris: -Walks In- Me eleven!!!

Silent Knight: ...okay...do you know your 123s Chris???

Chris: ...what? Oh, you mean my 1211s??? Of course I do!!! -Points To A Zombie- He thought me, ain't he nice...?

Everyone: -Look At Zombie, Scream And Run Away-

Zombie: -Walks Over To Chris- What happened to them?

Chris: -Shrugs- I dunno.

---With The Others---

Everyone: -Running All Over The Place, Screaming-

Silent Knight: -Stops Running And Screaming- Remember...REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!! Silent Knight over and out!!! -Starts Running And Screaming Again-