Chapter 1

Animation done by: TMS Entertainment

Fifi's new crush

"Dear Tiny Toons, All my life, my favorite characters have been Buster Bunny and Fifi la Fume. Buster is a lovable, funny, and cool dude and Fifi is a beautiful, kind, and very affectionate girl. Now this may sound a little weird, but why not do an episode where Fifi accidently falls in love with Buster? –Sincerely, One of your biggest fans"

Babs: Uh-oh. I don't like where this is headed, but okay. Here comes a Buster and Fifi cartoon.

It's another day at Acme Acres, Buster was just about to finish the book he was just reading. Then, just when he was about to get to the last page, Fifi comes walking by and starts crying.

Fifi: Le boo, le boo-hoo-hoo. (Tears come out of her eyes)

Buster: Hey, what's wrong Fifi? You didn't see that sad movie about the teenage couple that started to learn about each other while the guy was in Afghanistan serving the military, did you?

Fifi: Oh no, it's just I'm crying because nobody loves me. I find this andsome' skunk hunk, but he vanished before I could find him. Oh, le sob.

Buster: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

(She then walked away and cried even more)

Buster: Call me a softie, but I hate to see a friend cry. Hmmmm…

(Buster was thinking of an idea to get Fifi to cheer up)

Babs: Psssssssssst! Hey, Buster. (Whispering)

Buster: Babs? You're not in this scene.

Babs: I know, I know. Here, give these to her.

Buster: Colorful tulips? Isn't that being a little tacky?

Babs: Never mind that, just go.

(Before Fifi could go any farther, Buster handed a bouquet of tulips to cheer her up)

Buster: Come on, Fifi. No need to cry. I'm sure you'll find somebody in your life that would love to spend time with you. You just gotta wait for the right moment.

Fifi: (sobbing) Okay, thank you, Buster. I feel a little better now.

Buster: That's good. Well, see later.

(While Buster was walking, Fifi is thinking to herself about Buster)

Fifi (thoughts): Wow, Buster really is a good friend. Ever since he freed me and the others from Elmyra's, I've always had a feeling that we were just friends, but now, I'm having this weird feeling like I'm loving him. Maybe…

(Buster turns his back and looks at Fifi)

Buster: Hey, Fifi. Are you okay?

Fifi: Oh, yes, je suis bon.

Buster: Are you sure?

Fifi: Oui.

Buster: Okay, well, see ya.

Fifi: Oui.

Fifi (thoughts): He was worried about me? Oh my, that is very sweet of him. I don't how but…

(Her eyes turned into hearts)

Fifi: I think I'm in love with Buster.

(Night fall came and Fifi was in her Cadillac home thinking about this morning)

Fifi: Le sigh, it is true what they say, "Love is trés cool." No? I wonder if Buster thinks about me at all?

(She pulls a picture of Buster out)

Fifi: I can't to see Buster tomorrow. I wonder what he will do?

(She starts kissing and hugging the picture)

Fifi: Le sigh.

(Morning finally came and Buster is walking on the sidewalk right next to the beach we're all the other toons are.)

Babs: Hey, Buster.

Buster: Heya, Babs. So, how's your tanning coming along?

Babs: Very slow. I think it's because of the fur.

Buster: Well, we are rabbits after all. Well, I'm gonna go check into the hotel, see ya.

Plucky: Since when did you book a reservation at the famous Acme Acres hotel?

Buster: When you're one of the stars, you know stuff that others don't know about.

(As Buster is walking toward the hotel, Shirley detected a danger in her crystal ball)

Shirley: Uh-oh. Here comes Fifi.

(Fifi came walking on the sidewalk kissing a picture of Buster, not knowing that her scent was knocking the people around her unconscious.)

Fifi: Bonjour, mes amis.

(Everyone shut their nose holes so that they don't get that awful smell.)

Babs: So what's with you today? You seem happy.

Plucky: More happy than you should be.

Shirley: Hang on, I'm getting something. (Reading Fifi's thoughts) Oh my gosh!

Plucky and Babs: What?

Shirley: Like, Fifi is having a thing for you rabbit friend.

Plucky: Buster? Pfffff, no way.

Babs: There's just no way Fifi could fall for Buster like that.

Fifi: Tis strange, but true. For I have a, how you say, crush on Buster. For he is the blue bunny boy of my dreams. Do any of you know where he is?

Hamton: He just went that way to the hotel.

Babs and Plucky: Hamton!

Fifi: (Shook his hand) Merci! Merci! (She starts skipping on four legs) I am coming for you, my little mansome rabbit.

Babs: Nice going, pig.

(While they were busy talking, Buster was just entering the Acme Hotel)

Buster: Uh, I have a reserved room under the name Buster Bunny.

Hotel Manager: Hmmmm, Ah, here you are. (Hands Buster the key) Enjoy your stay at the Acme Hotel.

Buster: Thanks.

(Buster then started to take the elevator to his room)

Buster: Let's see, room 430. Hey, that's the royal suite. Fancy!

(He opens the door to his room)

Buster: Yep, I'm not gonna let summer go by like I did last time. (Remember in the movie; How I Spent My Vacation)

(There was a knock at the door)

Bell Boy: Complimentary room service!

Buster: Oh, cool.

(What they didn't know was that Fifi somehow hid in the dinner tray and started singing) (She prepared herself by fixing her hair, putting on some lipstick, and spraying on perfume)

(Buster then handed the bell boy a tip)

Buster: Here's a tip.

Bell Boy: Thank you very much.

(the bell boy then left the room)

Buster: Wonder what it is?

(He opens the tray and finds Fifi on his dish)

Buster: Skunkette a la Fifi? I'm pretty sure I had that already.

Fifi: Like, Bonjour, mon amour.

Buster: Excuse me?

Fifi: (She grabs Buster and wraps him in her tail) Hold me my totally awesome bow. Your love to me is too blue.

Buster: Hey now, wait a minute, Fifi! What's this all about?

(Fifi then kisses Buster on the lips)

Buster: Whoa, now stop that! Cut it out! People are reading this! Compose yourself! STOP!

(Buster tries to run, but Fifi's tight grip makes it impossible to escape)

Fifi: But we are just beginning my little trasmer' of love.

(Fifi then kisses Buster's leg) (Buster then slips away) (Buster then tries to unlock the door, but somehow Fifi got to the other side)

Fifi: Ello' again my lover.

Buster: Let me ask this Fifi; Why are you suddenly interested in me?

Fifi: The other day when you gave me those flowers, comferted me to stop crying, I just felt like you were the right guy to love. That is why think of you as a totally awesome boyfriend to have.

(Fifi gave Buster a hug and he couldn't breathe)

Buster: But Fifi, I'm not the same species as you.

Fifi: That dos' not mean we can't spend our life together in our arms.

Buster: Your arms, maybe.

(Buster broke free of the hug and started to run)

Fifi: Oh-ho! My little bon bon wants to play the hide and go seek. I am almost finding you, my blue bunny cakes.

(As Buster ran for his life, Fifi was skipping to catch him) (Buster then passed his friends)

Plucky: Hey, Buster! Ready for some V-ball?

Buster: Can't talk. Running for my life here!

(As Buster ran past his friends, so did Fifi, only she was skipping)

Shirley: What was that all aobut?

Fifi: Bonjour, mon amis. Le sigh.

Plucky: Whoa, she really does have a thing for Buster.

Hamton: Lucky.

(When Fifi skipped right past them, she dropped the picture of Buster she was carrying)(Hamton picked it up and found that it was covered in lipstick markings and a few heart shaped stickers)

Plucky: Think he'll survive?

Shirley: Yes he will survive! Like, no one's ever died from giving too much affection, I think.

Babs: You think?

(Buster was still trying to run away from Fifi, knowing how much she wants to have a love life.) (Buster then heads into a carnival where the crowd of people would probably make Fifi lose him)

Buster: (panting) This helps. Wonder if I lost her?

(Buster looks the other way and found Fifi right in front of him)

Buster: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (He made a quick dash)

Fifi: Lettle boys are such children.

(Buster then found a Ferris wheel where he would be far away from Fifi up high) (He then gets on, but to his surprise-)

Fifi: Sorry I am late, mon petite bunny.

(She got down to the seat right next to him and tried to catch him, but he jumped out of the seat leading to a boat)

Buster: Phew, I made it safe and sound.

(Buster then looked to his left and found Fifi sitting right next to him making love eyes to him) (What Buster didn't realize was that he was on a boat in the Tunnel of Love) (Fifi then kisses him for about 10 minutes in the tunnel) (When they got out, Buster's face was covered in lipstick markings)

Fifi: Le sigh. I hope this moment never ends.

Buster: I just hope this fanfiction story ends.

(Sadly, It doesn't)

Will Buster be able to get out of this predicament or will he end up with Fifi for the rest of his life? Will he accept this new love or run away from it more? Will Fifi give up on Buster and find another lover?

More coming in the next chapter.

Babs: I really wish this would end, but…

(Fifi kisses Buster some more) (Buster then runs and Fifi skips to catch him again)

Babs: Aren't they cute together, readers? AWWWWWWWWWWWW.

(End of Chapter 1)