(Scene opens on State U cafeteria. Jesse, Broedy, Kruger and Dan are all eating together. Nitz walks up to sit with them looking extremely tired and unrested)
Jesse: Well, the prodical friend returns! Let's have a round of applause.
All: (Clap and cheer sarcastically)
Kruger: I thought he next time we'd $%#^ see you was on the back of a &$%# milk carton.
Dan: (laughs)
Nitz: (Sits down) Sorry guys. I haven't had much sleep lately
Jesse: So, the Gimp still hasn't moved out of your room
Nitz: No, and I'm surprised I haven't been evicted yet since he's taken out the power at Chilton Hall five times
Broedy: So thats why I've been missing class all week!
Jesse: No Broedy, you pretty much miss class every week.
Broedy: Oh right. Hey Nitz, if you want you can come stay with me until things change.
Nitz: (Getting up) Uh thanks Broedy, but I'm sure things will start looking up soon.
(Scene changes. It's night time and Nitz is laying in bed with his pillow over his head. Gimpy has Nitz's computer set up with five other moniters like he has at home which takes up most of the room space)
Gimpy: You fools can't outhack me! I created you! I made you the men you are today! There's no way you can outhack-
Computer: System infected. All hard drive erased.
Gimpy: Crap. Oh well, it'll just take me another eighty-six hours to write that virus again.
Nitz: (Picks up phone sleepily and dials) Broedy? Are you awake.
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Jesse: Well, the prodical friend returns! Let's have a round of applause.
All: (Clap and cheer sarcastically)
Kruger: I thought he next time we'd $%#^ see you was on the back of a &$%# milk carton.
Dan: (laughs)
Nitz: (Sits down) Sorry guys. I haven't had much sleep lately
Jesse: So, the Gimp still hasn't moved out of your room
Nitz: No, and I'm surprised I haven't been evicted yet since he's taken out the power at Chilton Hall five times
Broedy: So thats why I've been missing class all week!
Jesse: No Broedy, you pretty much miss class every week.
Broedy: Oh right. Hey Nitz, if you want you can come stay with me until things change.
Nitz: (Getting up) Uh thanks Broedy, but I'm sure things will start looking up soon.
(Scene changes. It's night time and Nitz is laying in bed with his pillow over his head. Gimpy has Nitz's computer set up with five other moniters like he has at home which takes up most of the room space)
Gimpy: You fools can't outhack me! I created you! I made you the men you are today! There's no way you can outhack-
Computer: System infected. All hard drive erased.
Gimpy: Crap. Oh well, it'll just take me another eighty-six hours to write that virus again.
Nitz: (Picks up phone sleepily and dials) Broedy? Are you awake.
~ Cue theme
