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The first thing anyone will see when coming to this famed Island is the Dock of Shame and the Boat of Losers. Standing on the dock was the show's annoying host, Chris.

"Welcome to Total Sonic Island, where 16 contestants from the famed Sonic Series compete for the prize of 100,000 rings. They will face challenges, contests, and each other as they battle it out in the most extreme competition yet," said Chris, a big smile on his face. "I'm your host, and THIS…Is Total Sonic Island!"

(For those of you who are picky about these things, sing the theme song in your head right here.)

The 16 characters arrived on the Boat of Losers and stepped onto the island they would all come to loathe with a vengeance in the next few days. The first to set foot on the island was Sonic the Hedgehog, himself. Then came Amy, Shadow, Knuckles, Silver, Tails, Espio, Vector, and Mario.

"Hey!" Chris called. "This is strictly for SONIC CHARACTERS ONLY. You're not a Sonic character."

"I could-a put on-a my frog suit," Mario suggested.

"Doesn't count, dude."

"But I want-a to win-a the prize-a!" Mario protested.

"Sorry, dude. No Sonic-o, no money-o. Chef!"

Chef appeared with a machete, swinging it at Mario and forcing the plump Italian back on the Boat of Losers, where he rightfully belonged.

"What the heck-a!" were Mario's last words as he unofficially became the first person to be kicked off the island.

After Mario was appropriately 'taken care of', the other eight contestants got off the boat. There was Eggman, Mephiles the Dark, Metal Sonic, Bean the Dynamite, Black Doom, Scourge the Hedgehog, Fang the Sniper, and Ix.

"Ok, you know the rules. You two are divided into two teams. SEGA ordered us to make it Heroes vs Villains, and that's OK by us," Chris told the 16 contestants. "Because emotional conflict makes for killer ratings. Each day you will be issued a challenge the team that loses the challenge will be forced in an elimination round. Whoever doesn't get a marshmallow has to walk the Dock of Shame, get on the Boat of Losers, and leave the island. And you can't come back. Ever. You record your personal thoughts on the competition in the camera room, which also happens to be a toilet. Any questions?" without waiting for an answer, he continued, "Good. Be back here in half an hour for your first challenge."

*Toilet Cam*

Sonic The Hedgehog's POV

Sonic sat down on the toilet, looked up at the camera, and yelped, "Hey!" his fur turning magenta. "A little PRIVACY!" he requested, grabbing the camera and throwing it out of the toilet. The view showed a very large bear sniffing the lens, then start roaring, and then the screen went to static.

Amy Rose's POV

"I've always been really strong. Am I bothered that I'm the only girl in the competition? No. I'll beat them all and get the prize, you just wait and see," Amy said confidently.

Shadow the Hedgehog's POV.

"Humph."

Eggman's POV

"No, I'm not at all ashamed because I'm a villain. It's my life's goal. Besides, do you know how hard it is for an ex-member of the My Little Pony Princess Fun Run Club to get a job?"

Tails' POV

"You know, I don't think this is at all sanitary. I could upgrade this place for you if you want," The fox kit was looking off screen, apparently talking to someone. After a pause he nodded. "Oh, don't want it, huh? That's OK."

Knuckles' POV

"No, I don't want to be here. I never wanted to be here. I should be on Angel Island guarding the Master Emerald, but noooo… 'come have a good time, Knuckles,' 'Don't be such a spoilsport Knuckles'…" The echidna slammed his fist against the wall and yelled, "I'M GONNA KILL SONIC!"

Black Doom's POV

"Being betrayed by my own son hurts a bit," the evil alien admitted. "I know a lot of you might think he's not, but Shadow was created with MY DNA…so I am very much his daddy. But when the chips are down, what does he do? Sides with the human race because of some bratty little girl that's not even alive anymore! So yes, I may have gone into a rousing bout of depression afterwards. But I'm sure once I blow Shadow's head off in this competition for his betrayal, I'll feel much better."

Espio's POV

"It is not my concern over who wins or loses. A ninja is a master of his environment and himself. I am seeking worthy adversaries, not monetary gain."

Silver's POV

"Would anyone mind telling me where I am and who all these people are?"

Vector's POV

Vector was so busy listening to his headphones and playing air guitar that he never even saw the camera.

Metal Sonic's POV

"Last night Master awoke me from my sleep mode and shoved me into a box. I was in the box for three hours with a flicky bird who soiled my mainframe," here he pointed to a large white splotch on his yellow chestplate, then continued, "and when he opened the box I was here. I would kill him if he hadn't initiated that safety protocol."

Note: Metal Sonic's POV was SEVERELY censored. For an uncensored version, get over it and realize that it ain't a-gonna happen. Shame on you for wanting to know such things!

Ix's POV

"I am old. Now that you know, quit asking me why my dreadlocks are snow white. Old guys have white fur!"

Fang the Sniper

"It feels great to be back in the action, mate!"

Note: Fang's accent is edited out due to the fact that I cannot tell the difference between a neat Australian accent and a snooty British one.

Note Note: We apologize to all you snooty British people.

Mephiles the Dark's POV

"Get that camera out of my face, or I'll—"

Another note:…guess why this is here. It's the same reason Mephiles' POV ended so suddenly.

Scourge's POV

"No, I'm not Sonic's brother! Why would anyone even think that?"

Bean the Dynamite's POV

"Hey! I have dirt in my fingernails! And ooh, this toilet is shiny…"

Bean grabbed the toilet and tried to pull it out of the outhouse. A security guard tackled him and the screen when to static again.

Mario's POV

"No, It-a doesn't-a feel good to not-a get a chance-a. But I will-a win-a the prize-a!"

"Hey! I thought Chris told you to get lost!" Chef yelled, and Mario screamed and ran away, machete wielding' Chef hot on his heels.

The next chapter is the first challenge. Who will be the first to be kicked off the island? Technically, it was Mario, but who will be the first who was actually supposed to be on the island in the first place?