A/N: just a drabble that got cut from Problematic.
"Ohh… fuck," Dan groaned.
Phil smiled. "Mm… you like that?" he breathed out, thrusting a bit harder.
"Hm? Oh no not that. I just remembered I needed to go to the bank, but it's closed now."
Phil stopped for moving for a second. "Really Dan?" he asked in disbelief.
"What?"
"My dick is literally in your ass and you're thinking about banking?"
"I just remembered—" But he was cut off by Phil's laugh. "Wh-what?" he giggled back. "What's so funny?"
"Five years," Phil grumbled. "Five fucking years!"
"Wh-what about them?" Dan laughed back.
"You used to be so encouraging when we did it. It used to be all 'harder Phil", and 'Phil… don't stop', and 'keep going Phil'. Whatever happened to that?"
"Well you never stopped! I figured you knew by now!"
"Unbelievable."