Boys and Girls, this is the story of Glass Joe.
*professor sycamore music starts* After having his ass handed down to him 101 times, He Decided to retire and go on a trip around the world. But, on his third day at sea, he was shipwrecked and floated for several weeks, living off of infinitely respawning baguettes and coffee. Eventually, he landed his ass in the kalos region, half dead, where he assumed the identity of Professor Sycamore and became the best fighter ever to exist. Until you came along and kicked his ass. You Dick.