Eglantine:Are you a real guardsmen
Saffron:-Stares into the void asking it for money-
Eglantine:Well,Technically Nah.
Eglalintine:Have you ever threatened a good guy like a kid that feel from heaven who's mom is a tower
Saltwater:Does Money Taxing Count?
Eglantine:...Have you ever tried a disguise?
Saffron:And why are you asking it? You've never tried one either
Eglantine:I know, but still, I'm going to have to teach you how to be VILLIANS!
Hey!
We are Rhythm One
Hey!
We are Rhythm One
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in tricky
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Guardsmen Flow One Hundred and One
You have to chase a pink afro bear on the run
Just follow my moves, and tip-tap around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh
Branch:DWONK
Don't Touch that Foolish Mortals
We are Rhythm One
Hey!
We are Rhythm One
Ha ha ha
Now look at this bird, that I just hatched
When I say go, be ready to feed it birdseed
Go!
Feed him, not me! (Though it does taste good)
Ugh, let's get back on topic
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on these pails and bombs
Ha ha ha
Guardsmen:-Trip over those things-
WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAGOOTS!
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We are Rhythm One
Hey!
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Rhythm Heaven Megamix X We are Number One
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We are Rhythm One
Hey!
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We are Rhythm One
We are Rhythm One
We are Rhythm One
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