"LILLIAN ANNABELLE EVANS GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP!" a girl with raven hair yelled.
Alexandria Nadia Renee Potter had stunning clear green eyes. She had fairly tan skin and was about 5'7. Alexis's raven hair was layered and fell down to about to her shoulders. She always had the boys drooling over her. Unfortunately or maybe fortunately for her she was James Potter's twin sister. But there were always advantages being close to the Marauders
"Mmm…….leave me lone An!" said a very tired Lily Evans
"Don't make me get my brother up here" at this Lily threw off the covers. Alexis burst out laughing at her best friend's reaction
Lillian Annabelle Evans had long beautiful auburn hair that made her stand out. Her eyes also stood out for they were a brilliant emerald green. Her skin was a light tan color. And she stood about 5'10.
Everybody knew that Lily Evans hated James Potter. There was not one person in the whole school that didn't know of James' little crush on Lily. Lily thought James was an arrogant toe-rag. He was constantly asking her out.
"I'll be waiting for you down in the common room Lils!" at this Alexis went down to the common room to find her other friends Jordan McCarthy, and Sophia Lopex. Her bother and the other Marauders just happen to be down there. The Marauders consisted of James, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.
James Kenneth Potter was the leader of the infamous Marauder group. His hair was jet black and stood up all over the place. At the height of 6'5 he towered over most people. "Bloody hell women I never new you had a set of longs like that!" exclaimed a bewildered Sirius
"Try living with her!" mumbled James
"What was that Jamie?" Alexis asked in her sweet voice "Nothing! Nothing at all!" at this Remus started cracking up.
"What's so funny?" asked James
"Nothing besides the fact that you're terrified of your own flesh and blood" Remus stated while trying to hold back his laughter. But he failed miserably.
Note between the Marauders and Maraudettes a.k.a Lily and friends.
Alexis: "No duh! We are twins and we DO think alike usually…" Lily: "Would you two shut the fuck up you're being fucking annoying!" Sirius: "WHOA! Did our little flower just swear!"
Remus: Who are you and what have you done with Lily!" Lily: "God you people act like you've never heard somebody swear your whole life"
Alexis: "I swear all the time…but I try not to because its hard on Jimmy's little brain!" James: "HEY! ENOUGH ABOUT MY BRAIN AND I! Anyways changing the subject…"
Lily: "I bet if Ann sang Bins wouldn't notice! And I only say this cus One: I'm bored out of my fucking mind and two: I want you know who to hear you sing!"
Alexis: "But you know very well that I don't sing good! And you say his name and die!" Lily: "That's a lie! I would NEVER say his name cough Remus cough" Remus: "Yeah sing! Lily are you like choking or something? Cus if you are I'll just have Sirius perform the CPR on you"
Lily: "No I'm fine! Just fine!" Alexis: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! And I do NOT like him! Lily: Do too! Don't bother lying cus the great and powerful Lily knows all! James: Who are you guys talking about? Alexis: Nobody! "ALL IN FAVOR OF ALEXIS SINGING SAY I!
Everyone says 'I' Alexis just sighed at this, "Fine….WAIT! I got an idea!" "And that would be what oh dearest sister who I love so dearly" gushed James
"Lets have a singing contest!" Alexis yelled.
Everyone agreed to Alexis's idea. "I vote for Ani to go first!" Lily called out. "Fine" sighed Alexis while trying to glare at Lily while keeping a strait face. Sadly she failed. With a flick of her wand a stage appeared along with a mic.
She's got the kind of look that defies gravity
She's the greatest cook
And she's fat free
She's been to private school
And she speaks perfect French
She's got the perfect friends
Oh isn't she cool
She practices Tai Chi
She'd never lose her nerve
She's more than you deserve
She's just far better than me Hey, hey
So don't bother I won't die of deception
I promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry
And don't bother I'll be fine
But she's waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don't bother, be unkind
I'm sure she doesn't know
How to touch you like
I would I beat her at that one good
Don't you think so?
She's almost six feet tall
She must think I'm a flea
I'm really a cat you see
And it's not my last life at all Hey, hey
So don't bother I won't die of deception
I promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry
Don't bother I'll be fine
But she's waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don't bother, be unkind
Spoken: (speaks just like Shakira does in this song)
For you, I'd give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you
And lose those pounds, and learn about football
If it made you stay, but you won't, but you won't
End Spoken
So don't bother,
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
Promise you won't ever see me cry
And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type
Promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't bother,
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
Promise you won't ever see me cry
And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type
Promise you won't ever see me cry
The whole class was stunned. "Was I that bad?" Alexis asked timidly.
A/N: HAHAHAHA I made a cliffy! I feel so special! Ok yeah anyways please review so I know how I did! Constructive Criticism is welcome! But please no flames! Anyways there will be more L/J action later! But its going to progress slowly cus I hate when people make it when Lily suddenly realize her unedifying love for James….
Recap: The whole class was stunned. "Was I that bad?" Alexis asked timidly.
Back to the story Remus was the first to recover. "That was bloody brilliant!" Alexis blushed.
"Thanks….ok so how are we going to choose who is next?" Lily asked
"We could have a hat and pull out names randomly…" James suggested. Everyone agreed.
"Ok so the next person is……….ok make that people…and they are…can I have a drum roll please? drum roll Ok the next people are….James, Remus, and wait what's his name again?" Alexis joked. "Oh yeah Sirius!" Alexis walked off the stage as the three boys walk up. James walked up to the main mic and picked up his guitar, while Sirius picked up his guitar and Remus picked up his bass guitar. Both were the back round singers but each had a solo. "Yo Pete!" Sirius shouted. "We need you up here on drums!".
James:
There you go
You're always so right It's all a big show
It's all about you You think you know
What everyone needs
You always take time
To criticize me
Sirius
It seems like everyday
I make mistakes
I just can't get it right
It's like I'm the one
You love to hate
But not today
All
So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
Remus
There you go You never ask why It's all a big lie
Whatever you do
You think you're special
But I know, and I know And I know, and we know
That you're not
James:
You're always there to point
Out my mistakes
And shove them in my face
It's like I'm the one
You love to hate
But not today
All
So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
Is gonna bring me down
Will never bring me down
James:
Don't tell me who I should be
And don't try to tell me what's right for me
Don't tell me what I should do
I don't wanna waste my time
I'll watch you fade away
All
So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
Shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
Bring me down
Shut up, shut up, shut up
Won't bring me down
Shut up, shut up, shut up
Bring me down
Shut up, shut up, shut up
Won't bring me down
Shut up, shut up, shut up
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!" shouted an angry Prof. McGonagall
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AN: I DO NOT OWN THESE SONGS! Shakira and Simple Plan own them. Don't Bother by Shakira and Shut Up by SImple Plan
ok that was it for chapter one! TUNE IN NEXT TIME to find out what happens! Aha anyways I don't own those two songs u just witnessed. The first one is by Shakira called 'Don't Bother' and the other is by Simple Plan called 'Shut Up'