Kevin Mccormick was sitting on his dirty couch he was drinking some beer when suddenly his friend Shelly Marsh, went inside his house she comes in and says.

"Hey Kevin!"

He says to her after drinking a little sip.

"Oh, Hey Shelly! do you want to watch some t.v. with me?"

She said in her unusaul voice.

"Sure there's nothing better else to do in this town."

She sits right next to him, both watching the t.v show Friends, after Kevin got done drinking another
sip of beer he then stares at Shelly and says in a friendly way.

"Hey do you want to take a sip of this beer?"

She said to him, while looking stun.

"Are you crazy Kevin! my parents will kill me if I take a little sip of beer."

He then told her.

"Don't worry Shelly the only people here is my folks and they'll be too drunk to say anything."

A minute later she see's it again and says to Kevin.

"Oh, O.K"

A couple of minutes later... right after they both got done with that can of beer, both Kevin's parents
walk in to the living room, and both Kevin & Shelly fighting.

Shelly- Your a stupid fucking lousy piece of Shit!

Kevin- Oh yeah well your a retarded bitch who can't even get a man!"

While they were both continuing to yell and fight at each other, both Stuart & Carol who had
saw them fighting and cursing at each other Stuart then said to his wife.

"Aw, look honey that's the way we acting when we first dated!"

Both were then smiling at there bickering.

The End.