I'm Awesome!

In which Kirihara skips school and decides to be awesome.

It was a sunny day and he felt like skipping class. Why? Because it bores him. Yeah, Kirihara could skip class if he wanted to.

BECAUSE HE'S AWESOME.

A lot of people disagreed when he proclaimed his state of awesomeness. Renji told him "to get his facts straight" while Sanada told him to "snap out" of his "disillusionment." Captain Yukimura smiled and told him to run along. Heh. The jealous people always pull down the ones with talent. And boy, did he have talent.

The natural talent of awesomeness.

And so Kirihara walked like he was the baws, walked like there was nothing wrong with cutting classes and then he passed by the Rikkai Dai gates. The guard looked up from his (censored) magazine and growled when he saw Kirihara.

"Kid! I warned you before huh! NO SKIPPING SCHOOL!" He took out a katana that obviously did not look legit.

"Dude, chillax," Kirihara said casually. "We're friends, aren't we? Take a pack and move on with your life." He threw a pack of cigarettes at the guard's face.

"..Okay." The guard accepted the bribe and went back to his magazine. Kirihara rolled his eyes. He may be skipping classes, but the gate guard was a useless adult that kids today shouldn't strive to be like in the future.

HE'S UNAWESOME.

(Oh yeah. He made up that word and it's totally legit.)

"So what do I do now?" Kirihara asked himself. He supposed he could go into the park and bully some children, but he didn't feel very motivated at the moment to pull down some kid's pants. Besides, An would get mad at him-

Kirihara's eyes twinkled. An! Of course! He could visit her. That would be awesome.

And so off he went and hopped on a random bus. Except it wasn't random at all. It was a bus that passes by Fudomine. And it always arrives there by two in the afternoon. Did Kirihara know what the bus's destination was without even looking? Could it be another awesome power?

We may never know

Tachibana An sneezed.

Was someone talking bad about her?

She sneezed again.

Oh, that's a good sign. Someone was telling good things about-

Another sneeze, this time louder than the previous ones combined.

"Hmf!" Excusing herself from her classroom, An took out her handkerchief in her embarrassment. She sensed that something would come up and it wouldn't be pretty…

Somewhere, Inui was perfecting his new Inui Juice… But it needed a special ingredient, the rarest kind. It needed the strand of hair of someone who was… awesome.

This placed Inui in a tough situation. His teammates were okay, well, they were decent people but they're not just awesome enough for his juice to work. Good thing he built the "Awesome Radar" which automatically tracks down an awesome person within 100 miles. He switched his invention on then prayed for the best.

TOOT! TOOT!

Inui's glasses gleamed. Good. It was working.

And because Inui wanted to make his Awesome Juice work, he decided to be awesome that day and skip class…

…because that's what all AWESOME students do.

Little did our bespectacled data lover know, a group of mischievous! and meddling! brats were watching from the shadows. They sensed that something awesome was about to go down so of course they were suspicious when Inui was heard to be missing in action during lunch break. Good thing they managed to track him down.

The tiniest of them all exhaled sharply. He didn't want to be there, but of course he wanted to prove that he was awesome. As for the rest, they're all just-

"Mada made dane."

AN: That was... random. Chapter two would be filled with more random stuff and awesomeness.