The Future!
By: Babybunnies12
Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic, or Harry Potter or anything else for that matter
Warning: This story has SonAmy, ShadRouge, Anti Chris Thorndyke, and Anti Knuckles elements. If you do not like any of the above, please press the back button located on the screen. Thank you.
Also contains some Harry Potter references and Clay Aiken.
Now we begin…
Sonic and his friends were so happy that they didn't have to work with each other ever again after Eggman died. After about 15 years of working with the same people you start to get sick of them.
Five years later Sonic and Amy got engaged and settled down in a mansion. Well, at least that's what all SonAmy fans wished would've happened. Sonic though, didn't feel like settling down all the way so he decided to fulfill his lifelong dream. He got a job at a hotdog place called Rudy's because he got free chilidogs even though he was really rich.
Shadow and Rouge got married, but neither Sonic nor anyone else saw them anymore because they both are always on a show called Divorce Court. They're always complaining about each other over stupid things.
"She looked at me funny!" Shadow would yell at the judge.
"Well, he took my apple juice!" Rouge would scream.
After about 20 minutes of screaming why they hate each other, they would fall in love again and get married again. Then they would be back on Divorce Court the next day.
Amy, heartbroken from Sonics obsession with chilidogs, decided to be a teacher at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She was attacked by giant spiders in the forbidden forest and drove a flying car.
Knuckles committed suicide after asking the emerald to marry him for the millionth time. It never answered back because it couldn't because it was a rock. No one was surprised he committed suicide because he was love with that thing. He picked a rock over Tikal.
Tails decided that he didn't want to be a scientist and went into a singing career. Everyone thought of him as a sexy version of Clay Aiken. After singing Believe in Myself on stage, everyone thought he was gay after that. But thanks to trustworthy people like Chris Thorndyke, he made Tails look like the straightest guy in the world. Tails would like to add that he isn't gay.
Chris was still trying to hang out with Sonic after 10 years by listening to Tails music and buying all his CD's. He thought that he could still win Sonics friendship even though they never had a friendship because they all secretly hated him. Even if it meant never seeing his family again, he still wanted to hang out with Sonic. What a fag.
Cream the Rabbit became Queen of England after winning the lottery. She remains there today, drinking tea with her cute little chao Cheese.
The End.