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The Random Lives of Max and Tyson

What The...?

"VOOM!"
"ZZZZZZZOOOOMMM!"
"NEOWN!"
"What the hell is going on?" Kai yelled.
Tyson tipped over.

"I CRASHED!"
"We're playing plane!" Max said.
"Are you guys 8?" Kai asked.
"No!" Tyson protested getting to his feet.
"It's fun" Tyson laughed.
"Red leader going to attack grumpy" Max said going at Kai.
Max made a machine gun noise towards Kai who stepped out of the blond's way.
His expression showed confusion.
"Blue leader coming in for my firing run!" Tyson yelled.
Kai glared at them both.
"Idiots" he said leaving.
Max grabbed Kai's arm.
"WE WANT YOU TO PLAY!"
"BE THE BAD GUY!" Tyson yelled.
"That's not so hard" Max giggled.
"STAY!"
"PLAY WITH US, PLAY W...what the hell?" Tyson asked.
From nowhere a dozen Llamas appeared all whistling the American National Anthem came marching in.
A brass band and everything!
They stared at the two inch Llamas walking past them who were oblivious to Max, Tyson and Kai.
They stared at the marching band vanish around the corner.
"Did you guys see two inch Llamas?" Kai asked.
"Yeah we did...freaky" Max answered.

"Now I'm weirded out, I'm going to blade?"
"How can you blade when your Beyblade has been turned into a cake?" Max asked.
Kai looked at Max and went into his pocket.
Dranzer was now a cream bun.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" Kai shouted.
Kai was feeling sick.
"I need someone rational to talk to...like Ray."
"The last time I saw Ray he was teaching two inch Llamas to dance the Macarana" Max explained.

Kai left them and returned inside setting down the cake Dranzer.
"Freaky."
He needed a drink.
Once he got back with water, in the cake's place sat Dranzer.
"I must be going mad."
"FIRE!" Max yelled.
"KAI HURRY!" Tyson called, Kai grabbed Dranzer and ran.

Tyson was on the ground rolling madly.
There was no flame.
"KAI, IT HURTS!" Tyson yelled.
Max was hitting Tyson trying to put the flame out.
Ray ran from nowhere with a bucket of water and covered them.
"Thanks Ray I'll be okay."

Ray nodded and crossed his arms and nodded vanishing.
"I...NEED...SANITY" Kai said.

Kai was leaving.
"KAI, DON'T GO OUT...MONSTERS!" Tyson yelled.
There was nothing there.
"Get out of my way."
"Please don't go out there" Max pleaded.
"Go away" Kai snarled.
He opened the door and left.
"I'm going to see Tala."
"Tala's vacationing on Mars" Max reminded him.
Kai didn't say anything.

When he got there there was no answer.
He tried Tala's cell.
He picked up on the fourth ring.
"Hey Kai."
"Tala, where are you?"
"Vacation."
"Where?"
"Mars."
Kai's eye twitched.
"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET TO MARS?"
"Calm down Kai" Tala said.
"Weird shit is happening" Kai said.
"I know."
"Where are the others?"
"Bryan is preforming as a Pikachu in Los Angeles, Spencer is visiting relatives in Russia, Ian is a stool for the Queen" Tala explained.
"The fuck?" Kai answered.

He needed a drink.
A big drink.

Author notes

Beywriter: Here's the deal...I write this fic by typing down the FIRST thing that I think off, it will be confusing and crazy, I will not update until I get some reviews that tell me your opinions, this fic is in your hands.
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Editer- Lirin Sama